The Heavyweight Podcast
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The Heavyweight Podcast
Finding Negro
This week we’re exploring how humor helps us heal. From parenting wins and childhood memories to emotional moments where laughter saved the day, this episode is packed with stories about finding light in dark places.
We also reflect on the power of Black joy, the role of community in our healing, and how these conversations have become a form of therapy for us. If you’ve ever had to laugh to keep from crying, this one’s for you.
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Welcome to the Heavyweight Podcast.
Speaker 2:The message behind saying the title of the Heavyweight Podcast is to be able to say that we can weigh in on some heavy shit. What we're talking about is important from every aspect of it. It's a heavy weight. It's not just about physical weight, but the weight of things that can weigh our minds. So I think it's dope that we can have this conversation.
Speaker 3:Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Did y'all see that fucking somebody gave sugar free? A reality show a reality show.
Speaker 2:I'm very intrigued.
Speaker 3:I've been seeing the tiktok. I gotta find it yeah the nigga sat down.
Speaker 3:He said he told Sugar Free he didn't have no girl. Sugar Free just looked at him like fuck, what are you doing here? He's like I'll leave. Yeah, thank you, thank you. He's like you're a liar, don't want. I was like this shit's hilarious. He asked oh boy, what you going to do if, uh? He said you sitting there watching your girl get, uh, get dug out by another man, what you going to do? Oh, I saw it. I think I saw that. So, as long as I'm getting some of that paper, he said that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:I think I saw that.
Speaker 3:He said. He said, bitch, tell me as soon as you get busy to a player.
Speaker 1:That's an organ that you really don't need.
Speaker 2:What's good. This is episode 212 of the Heavyweight Podcast. I'm your anti-social host, Stutter McFly, back again with these two guys. Go ahead and state your name for the beautiful people out here.
Speaker 3:Positivity.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh. I wasn't laughing at your name. Positivity. Mo Jacuzzi no, I'm kidding, I'm gonna just be Kevin today. I feel like I need to get on my grown man.
Speaker 3:I gotta start acting like that that French fella like Smouye Smouye it must be that therapy working oh, getting older you and your grown man shit, oh that just gave me a dope, alias Jacuzzi flow.
Speaker 1:I like that. I like that. I'm going to talk like this the whole episode. If that's cool, cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, do what you want, man Right.
Speaker 2:Just don't look at me when you do it. How were your weeks?
Speaker 3:We was good man. You know, I can't believe fucking September is here it's gonna be fucking September for sure, I do believe this is the hit for us. I think it's labor. You guys are hearing this yes um and uh, I'm you guys. I'm probably at work they're protesting. Are they.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of protests On Labor Day, yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, good for them.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be protesting too.
Speaker 1:Like a protest. I don't know. I don't know, I'm not making sense.
Speaker 2:I have this controller. I'm going to test it out. It's a pro controller.
Speaker 3:Ah, I see what you did there. I see what you did there. Oh, I'll see what you do there, so you're work. It's september. Yes, it's september 1st. You guys are hearing this. It's crazy that august is over. I it like. I said. Somebody posted, august flew by like four bitches in a nissan. I keep laughing there were Were.
Speaker 2:They nurses.
Speaker 3:Probably With the fuck them guts.
Speaker 2:I shouldn't say that that's what's up, you know the.
Speaker 1:You know the y'all ain't right at all. I'm out on the. I'm out of this one.
Speaker 3:You know the. You know the, the security guard chick at work, the one that does the photography. I saw her get in her car. I said you would drive a goddamn Nissan.
Speaker 1:Altima or Maxima.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying anything. She follows us.
Speaker 3:I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 1:I mean, she's good people, though she is good people, I'm just not Good people it's just sometimes you got to let them know the stigma with the cars, yeah Shout out to her. Hey, I like that you follow us. Shots out, we will stop.
Speaker 3:I like that you follow us, shots out, we will stop. I'm not going to stop.
Speaker 2:I'm not trying to lose a follower.
Speaker 1:No, she's just going to start. What the fuck that mean? Like nothing, Nothing about you.
Speaker 2:You green shoe wearing nigga Like wait whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3:That's not okay.
Speaker 1:I should have slid that homeless dude when he said nigger, but I didn't. He's homeless, it happened to me too.
Speaker 2:It was funny because you said Hollywood and it happened to me in Hollywood too it's always Hollywood ain't you like, were you on?
Speaker 1:Hollywood Boulevard too, yeah, that's where it's at, yeah. So when you said it I was like, yeah, it happened to you on Hollywood Boulevard too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's where it's at, yep right, yeah, yeah so when you said it, I was like yeah, it happened to me too, hollywood Boulevard, where literally anything could happen.
Speaker 3:You could run into a celebrity, or you get called a nigga by a homeless man.
Speaker 1:You never know and watch. Watch where you plant your foot, cause there might never mind.
Speaker 2:Yep it happened to me too. I gave somebody the Heisman anyway, cause they're about to step right in my week good, getting ready to leave the state again. That's gonna be you didn't step in any human shit right, never have where you going, idaho, are you?
Speaker 3:no, the state for what football you going to the Boise state, are you? No, the state, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:For what Football You're going to the Boise?
Speaker 3:State. Are you going to go watch the game? Yeah, the blue, that's your birthday trip.
Speaker 1:The blue is yeah, we're going on my birthday. On my birthday, I'll be at the airport.
Speaker 2:Are you a fan of them or you have some Cousins, cousins on the team.
Speaker 1:That's what's up On the team. So that's what's up. I'm a fan now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what's up, so I'm going to go watch.
Speaker 1:They're most likely going to lose. They're playing Eastern Washington. This is their first home game. You set that up to win, like who we got on the schedule for the first home game. Oh, slaughter. So it's going to be fun, it's going to be fun, it's going to be fun. What's up, huh, other than that? Just counting down these days at work Long ass days. Now You're not counting down the days of 41, huh, yeah, cause I'm leaving when I turn 41, I might even call out this yeah, this might come out too soon.
Speaker 3:No, that's why you're weak.
Speaker 2:My week was cool. Uh, I know, last week I told you guys about my fortnight your squad squad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, uh, so I I forgot to mention that there's a lot of things that happen that week, so I forgot to mention. It's a proud hating dad moment. I was getting ready to wind down, I was about to hop in the shower, so I'm shaving in the bathroom and I hear Andreas go dad, what are you doing? I said I'm shaving. He goes okay, and I hear a girl's voice. I'm like and I realized he's talking to a girl. He goes okay, and I hear a girl's voice. I'm like and I realize he's talking to a girl. He goes to school with that. I remember last year he had a crush on and now they're. They were talking for hours and I realized the reason why he was so adamant about not wanting to play fortnite he was waiting for her. So they talked for hours like, and I was like this is I talked to.
Speaker 3:Like FaceTime.
Speaker 2:No, like it's like a, it's a kid's messenger app, so they both have it, so the parents have to agree to it. And then, like they can, so they were talking and I could hear them talking and I heard her voice. I said that's not a sister's voice and I was like, oh shit, he's talking to her. I said let me be quiet, let me scoot past. And then I was talking to his mom and she was like, yeah, he's going to be a problem. I said he's going to have a lot of female attention. I said yeah. I said I hope they never look in my direction and say, because I had a classmate say that shit when I had posted about it on Facebook, oh, he gets it from his dad. I said bullshit, I didn't have that fucking problem. Uh, I don't have me out here. I did not have. I would not know at seven or eight, eight years old what it was like to have girls on me like that.
Speaker 1:I was where's the hating part? You did some.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, the hate was like by and be like so.
Speaker 1:No, the hate part just for me was like I have it like that, uh, okay, I thought you did some.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, the hate was like by and be like so no, the hate part just for me was like I have it like that.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, I thought you did some hate I didn't do it I didn't have it like that I thought you're gonna start like like uh, hating on him no, no the nigga don't buy his own clothes.
Speaker 1:That nigga barely brushed his teeth I just don't check his drawers.
Speaker 2:I don't know what that shit, because I told you we had that joke before. There's going to be some shit where later in life. You know what it's like, dad?
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, it's like that fucking Bruce Bruce joke. He was like. My son came he said Dad, don't you hate when your thing fall in the water? He said shit.
Speaker 2:He said your shit in the water. I'm saying it's really like it's different. I mean you got the mixed thing going on and then you got that brooding thing. I said I ain't had that shit growing up. So I said I appreciate the cinnamons, but nah, I didn't have it like that.
Speaker 3:That fro-hot cut is fresh.
Speaker 2:And what else happened. It was ava's birthday, uh that week and you know we took her to john's incredible and she got to hang out with her cousin and she loves pizza, so she got to eat all the pizza she could.
Speaker 1:Uh her heart desires.
Speaker 2:Yeah, definitely at that place and andreas is very, very, very particular about his foods. So, like last time we went, they didn't have chicken, but shit was different this time they had nuggets, right, and I said, when I tell you the way they were talking about it, and he said, dad, this is exactly like McDonald's nuggets I said so, motherfuckers, stole the recipe. It's brilliant, smart move. I would do the same thing. I'd be like, hey, I know what they like about these nuggets. So, like he was eating them, shits, like it was.
Speaker 1:They might have bought them from McDonald's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm saying hey, man, we'll give you some kickback if you just give us, like you know, for the day, hey. So that was cool, and um, then we went to marisa's daughter's uh, phoenix's pool party and they proceeded to get darker. And andreas fucking had his first run-in with a bacon-wrapped hot dog and he was like Dad, this is delicious.
Speaker 1:I've never had this.
Speaker 2:I said your mom is Mexican. This is literally like a street.
Speaker 1:This is what they do, yeah in Mexico.
Speaker 2:I said if I were you I would ASAP it's in your blood. So he was really. He was like I need like three like it. So he was really. He was like I need like three of these.
Speaker 3:I said I was sorry I let him down when he asked for yeah he was like I ain't gonna make no more bacon.
Speaker 2:I was like yeah, kid, I don't know what to tell you. I said he's like well, just, dad, just take the hot dogs home, I have mom making. Wrap the bacon around the hot dog. I said pause, but yeah.
Speaker 3:He said I'm going to bring this shit out one way or another.
Speaker 2:But that was a new thing for him. Bacon, I said yeah, it's a thing. So that was a good week, but yeah, seeing my son coming to his own, because he was really so against going back to school until you know man school ain't so bad man school ain't so bad. Yeah, it ain't so bad. I get to see. You know, don't say her name. I'm not saying her name, I'm not doing that you woke up early.
Speaker 2:I remember back in the day I was thinking I was like when I liked the girl I just gave her oatmeal cookie and thought it was things were official. I gave you her oatmeal cookie and thought it was things were official. I gave you this oatmeal cookie.
Speaker 3:So the oatmeal cookie was your drink in the club. Bitch, I bought this drink, you, my girl.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that's how I went about it. But anyway, let's get into the shenanigans. Whoa Did I say the shenanigans?
Speaker 3:I'm finna. Go pick up an oatmeal cookie and give it to my wife. We go together now. We go together real bad.
Speaker 2:McFly said it, that's it. That's them the rules. I didn't make them All right. So, as you know, in life things happen, but you got to be able to laugh at life when things happen, because if you be too serious about life you might end up, you know, stressed the fuck out stressed eyes, bloodshot, constipated, sitting on the shitter, can't figure out why you can't get rid of the old shit, because you're holding on to no shit, because you stuck with in a fucking cycle anyway.
Speaker 2:Um, so we're gonna go ahead and do this. Uh, what's the funniest thing someone's ever said to you in church, at a fan or a family gathering?
Speaker 1:I'll go with. Uh, why, why do you? Why do your boobies jiggle like that?
Speaker 3:why you said that to you.
Speaker 1:My little cousin when I was walking by the pool.
Speaker 3:Did you just swear up?
Speaker 1:Just bloop, bloop, bloop. I'm like, damn, you're right, damn, maybe I'll walk later it be your family sometimes.
Speaker 3:I couldn't think of nothing for this. I really couldn't Nothing at church. I got a lot of nothing for this. I really couldn't nothing at church. I got a lot of days at church too, that's usually where they be saying some wild shit like you know you can't just say that to somebody the one I said it recently.
Speaker 2:Rest in peace to Uncle Elmer. But it was. It was a family. I don't Elmer, but it was. That was the problem. It was a family. I don't want to say it was a gathering, but we were in St Louis and this was one of the times. What the fuck? I can't remember what they used to call my Uncle Elmer when he got drunk. He had a whole different name. So this whole time I'm sitting in the house their house and I'm playing video games with my cousins and my dad walks in the house and I'm like, yeah, uncle Elmer's up there talking to somebody. He said that nigga talking to himself. I said there's two different voices. Yeah, that's the other nigga that comes out. You like wait a minute. So he's talking to himself and answering in different voices.
Speaker 1:What's that?
Speaker 2:movie Split. But yeah, that was the funniest I remember he said he looked at me dead serious, like that nigga talking to himself. I said wait, what? Like nah? Like he's been up there for like two hours and everybody's just chilling. Yeah, they're just cool with it. Yeah, they're just cool with it, like they used to it, they just as long as he just stay there and do that we good, I'm about to ask my sister.
Speaker 2:I can't remember. She remembers. She said oh yeah, they call him so-and-so, but they said he used to sing and, like she said, she remembered when he did it. She was like he used to sing. I want to go outside in the rain when he would get. Yeah, that was yeah. So you turn into a dramatic. He turned, he gets super, he'd be crying and shit, and you know what always makes me think about uh, five heartbeats eddie kane's dad. I just wanted you to be a better man than that. That, that crying, but yeah dramatics was the group kevin.
Speaker 3:No, I know, I know I'm nigga.
Speaker 2:I want to go outside Nigga I know, I'll be working out for that shit sometimes, do you go?
Speaker 3:outside. Nah, I'll just be in there with oldies in my ear. You know you can go outside in the rain today. I'll bat then.
Speaker 2:Just stand in it.
Speaker 3:You might grow hair back, man, because that shit looked like it was.
Speaker 2:Treacherous that shit made me. I'm telling you I might be constipated. Uh, that shit. I was like I heard the boom, I said um nah, nigga, uh, I'm good on that. So, uh, name a movie or sitcom that always makes you laugh, no matter your mood oh, uh, fucking for me, my favorite movie.
Speaker 3:All the time, I've said it all the time it's Foolish.
Speaker 2:Foolish.
Speaker 3:Eddie Griffin. Right, eddie Griffin, that I laugh every fucking time I watch that movie, especially the fucking bathroom scenes when he's talking to like the ghosts of the old movies. I laugh every time.
Speaker 1:There's a lot. I'm going to go with One After a While, because it does all of the Secret Life of Walter Mitty. I like that movie a lot, a whole lot actually.
Speaker 2:I'll say the Wood that's a good one just because every time it gets to that Stacey scene, that whole setup. I think she purty, like I said, y'all back up. No man, I got this okay don't say my name, homie that was fucking backed up like no man I got okay okay.
Speaker 3:I got a a good amount of movies that would cheer me up when I'm in a bad mood if I watch them yeah, the wood is like my go to the wood is hilarious. I'm from North Carolina. I told you take that shit off.
Speaker 2:It's Carolina blue who's the funniest person in your family?
Speaker 3:oh man, I'd have to probably say shout out my cousin Grayson Grayson's hilarious shout out. I love that nigga that nigga's hilarious. That's Dez's favorite person hang out with my family. Get your own family. I'm telling her the same thing. I tell my wife nigga don't come over here just cause my family. Get your own family, nigga. I'm telling her the same thing. I tell my wife Nigga don't come over here just because my family is great and yours is mid.
Speaker 2:Damn Like I'm just mid Like shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, my cousin Greg, that nigga's hilarious, that nigga's funny and he's uh, he's one of those people that always brightens the room, which always makes me feel for him, because I always feel like, you know, they say the brightest light has the darkest days, but that nigga gonna do some shit, because he always has that, that good, good, bubbly personality and he nigga makes me laugh every time I talk to him. So I just know.
Speaker 2:I'll never forget what you said. I said when I said. I said nigga, yeah. I said God damn, like that's going to forever be the. The name was brought up. That's what I'm like. Like I felt bad that you had to experience that, like that sounds awful.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Like yeah, that sounds awful. It don't feel like that. We said this I cried.
Speaker 3:I cried when you said that shit. I cried, laughing nigga that probably. Well, I wasn't at the cookout, but that's fine, that's the funniest thing I heard. I said man, I said that was some bad, you got a bad badge that yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know if that's a badge, if that was if that was my first experience.
Speaker 2:nigga, I Like shit, like.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't think you'd be inclined to try again. Hell, no, well, I don't know my dad and my uncle, but currently I don't know. I don't know my dad and my uncle, but currently I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't know, it's probably me. Yeah, it's the crown man, the competition it's just me. So yeah, it's me.
Speaker 2:I'll say rest in peace, uncle Johnny. But I remember if you know my Uncle Johnny or you remember him he used to that nigga stuttered a lot he was the original stutter boy, stutter McFly and that my dad said look at this nigga, that nigga start stuttering like that nigga lying. So I remember I think your dad was funny yeah, my dad was funny, but he would like it came at the expense of other people's humor, like he was narrating what other people were doing that you didn't realize was. So I guess it would be my dad, but like like it'd be some cold shit.
Speaker 2:But I remember one time my dad used to always tell me this story. He said I was two and he lied to me about something. And my Uncle Johnny was sitting right there and he lied to me about something. He was trying to fix the stove or something and he was sitting on the floor and me, being two, I was tall enough to. He said I punched him dead in the eye socket. And my uncle said yeah, you said some some crazy ass shit like that I would punch your ass and I too like so. So I remember that. But yeah, anytime they start lying, which was 99 percent of the time he just stuttered he was stuttering so, and then my dad told me the story, too about.
Speaker 2:I said this is some wild shit. I would not want to be around my uncle johnny, he said, one of his exes jumped out of him in the bushes and tried to stab him. I said god damn, that's awful that's terrifying, the nigga he got.
Speaker 1:He was lying so much. Yeah, she tried to take him out. He got OJ nigga. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So yeah, it would be Uncle Johnny and my dad, I think, Because the story, the combination of them together, nigga it's crazy, crazy work.
Speaker 3:My brother-in-law is funny too. My brother-in-law Sean that nigga is hilarious and my sister I know now at this point get on her goddamn nerves because they've been together so long, but I'm like that nigga's hilarious.
Speaker 1:She's like yeah, then you.
Speaker 2:What's one inside joke you have with your childhood friends?
Speaker 3:I got a lot. The inside jokes are funny.
Speaker 2:I have. I don't know if it's an inside joke, but it was being in our neighborhood and it was. It was a joke. Yeah, that'd be a fond memory. But it was like, like we were always known as the like a shout out to vernon or jamel or whatever they would be like man, yo dad used to always take us to blockbuster, man, blockbuster, like, and that's the thing. If they hear blockbuster, thinking yo dad, man and blockbuster. But I think the funniest uh inside joke me and vernon may have is fucking uh, when we went to disneyland for the first time we saw the chick with the daisy duke shorts on and me and him saw he's like you see that ass. Yeah, I said nick, we're five or six, I don't think we're supposed to be talking like that, but we saw that ass. And then, like it was always an inside joke, and then my brother caught on it's like we saw y'all looking at that ass, how y'all saw it, like it was.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, because at five or six, you think? Think he'd be in slick?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we were staring at booty cheeks and he was like, oh, they was over there staring at that ass. But it was an inside joke amongst us because we understood at five or six she got ass cheeks out.
Speaker 1:I don't want to say we're childhood friends, I guess we're my family. Instead of laughing, we used to just say gee. So you would just hear us in the back room. Gee, that's a bunch of gee, that's it. So every once in a while, just gee. Instead of laughing, we sounded nuts. I don't know where it came from.
Speaker 2:No idea where that came from like it has no meaning, like as far as that was the left.
Speaker 3:That was it, I'll probably say my favorite one currently. It's not even an inside joke, it's just it's being my son. It was just with the random. You talk to your mama, your mama on that bullshit. Again, you talk to your mama that's what I was just saying.
Speaker 1:Now, talk to to the kid, go talk to your mom. Can I do that? Yeah, what you want me to say hold on.
Speaker 3:My mom called me. I think it was Wednesday. She called me and asked me something. And she asked me something pertaining to, like, my cousin's staying at the house, whatever, they're coming down soon and I was like you gotta ask my wife. I told you that's what he always said you gotta ask.
Speaker 3:I said yeah, I said she runs the house, I run the money, so I'm not gonna step on her territory. So if she's not comfortable with you being there cause I know I got somewhere to sleep so I'm not worried about that- Too sure. You know, yeah. So she was like you always say yeah, it's her house, I just live there, yeah, so ask her. So I guess that's another one. You always say ask your wife, yeah.
Speaker 2:Quick. What's your go-to laugh out loud meme or video.
Speaker 3:Like meme the share. Yeah, oh, my current one is the sticker I have of my wife. She's cheesing in the camera like this, Like I played you so that's it.
Speaker 1:What was that? I don't know if anybody remembers that. It's the little puppy where it's like where he's closing his eyes. They told him to sit and the dog sit, and then they were like speak, and then it's like a little puppy and go gets me every time.
Speaker 3:I like the ones all the veal with the kid and it's like like the germinated ones, and then the kid goes's like, uh, like the germ-related ones. And then the kid goes, I'm just a baby shit.
Speaker 1:The one we got is a good one too. Bullshit yeah bullshit.
Speaker 2:That one's accurate. Uh, mine's uh video or meme videos, that uh, are you sure about that because it applies to everything, are you sure about that? Are you sure about that? And you're like, yeah, nigga, are you sure about that? And then, uh, the meme is the the craig robinson from uh pineapple express I synced it.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one tells dj request what to play.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that one too you're.
Speaker 1:That made me think of that. No, you're not. Yeah, no, you're not.
Speaker 2:That's a good one uh, was there a time that laughter literally stopped you from losing it, and where?
Speaker 3:were you, often I could shit pick up, pick a place, shit work yeah that was that shit that happened two weeks ago.
Speaker 2:I was talking to this nigga, I was in the middle of a spiral going down and then it was one random thing that happened and made me laugh and I was like, nigga, I snapped right the fuck out of it. Yeah, just being able to laugh at things, it'll, it'll, it can. It can change your uh, outlook quickly, because if you're able to laugh, you're like they're still good shit every day.
Speaker 3:Every day this week, I've asked a certain uh dispatcher for the video or you're getting hit in the face can I get the video please?
Speaker 2:god, I don't think you're gonna get that. I'm not gonna get the video if there was like, like, oh, there's a video. I said we'll never see it. Like, like, so.
Speaker 3:I know that Jim got security. We're done with the video oh yeah, they've watched it over and over to clarify to the listeners she was. She was in boxing class and she didn't block. It wasn't like somebody attacked her. That's why it's funny I'm not laughing at somebody attacking her.
Speaker 1:She didn't block that is a good thing. Yeah, like damn y'all evil she said.
Speaker 3:She said. She said the instructor threw a right hook. I said but you didn't see it coming, shit. Okay, go ahead. I've been laughing at that shit all week laughter's never fuck.
Speaker 1:Doesn't snap me out oh shit I usually laugh when I'm at the brink so sometimes it's not a good sign.
Speaker 3:Does it count that when shit gets all fucked up, you just start laughing?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I was asking. I kind of was asking that.
Speaker 2:I've never gotten to that point. I've gotten to the point where I break down, but I ain't never had to laugh. I've been at that.
Speaker 1:That's what I was thinking. I was like damn. I remember being so mad a few times. I was like I don't even know what else to do, but my fucker's just trying to play with me, I think at that point I just blacked out.
Speaker 2:I'll laugh, I'll just be like I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3:You never got to the point where you're like what else could happen At this?
Speaker 2:point everything is a fucking joke. I that moment. And then what come to like what the fuck happened?
Speaker 1:I guess I'll take it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, get kept me out of jail so finish the sentence, I knew I'd be all right when I yeah, I didn't hear it. Like you said, you guys spoke at the same time. I heard bust the net and then stuck it in. It's amazing how they connect to each other. You guys spoke at the same time. I heard bust the nut and then stuck it in.
Speaker 3:It's amazing how they connect to each other. Pause. I think that's a pause.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's that movie? Never mind, I'm not going down that road. Nope, fuck, oh shit. That's my Yep, I'm sticking with it.
Speaker 2:That's, I'm gonna finish with that nothing beats post-nat clarity I was like I knew I'd be all right when uh. So a couple weeks ago, like when I was walking my kids to uh, when I parked to walk my kids into school and they both reached for my hand, like it's a good feeling and it just kind of put me at ease and calm, seeing them reach for my hand, like they always looked at me like the protector for them. So it was like it felt at ease that they immediately was like this is what we do. That put me at ease mine straight away.
Speaker 1:Yeah, gracie walked to school. Not walked to school, but walked to the gate on her own. She wanted to. That's pretty cool. It's a weird feeling. Yeah, she's like I was like you, don't want me to walk you up she's like no, I got it. And then like I was like damn, you just took off, all right, all right yeah, that's cool, that's.
Speaker 3:I've been there for a while. Like we pull up the drop off and she's looking for a friend and she see a friend. All right, bye. God damn, can we get a hug? Yeah, no, you gotta ask we're we still? We'll be here. We'll be here to pick you up, like all right what's the wildest thing?
Speaker 2:someone said at a repass or funeral that made everyone crack up he loved all his wife he left all his wife. You actually heard that.
Speaker 3:It was a video. It was hilarious. I don't think it was real.
Speaker 2:I was about to say this. I was about to say where were you? Yeah, what funeral repass were you at?
Speaker 3:Well, he left all his wife. I said, damn, that's diabolical.
Speaker 1:I don't know. There's always been stories. Yeah, there's always been stories. There's always been stories where you're like, yeah, that sound like that nigga right there they always get a story where it's like, oh, you had to wait till this motherfucker was going to tell this one.
Speaker 3:I always like the story at the repass when everybody's like yeah that's him. Yeah, that's him, that was him. Yeah, that's him Like yeah.
Speaker 1:Like I can't think of anything in particular, like that sticks out.
Speaker 2:That is the one I. It's not a particular story, but it was. It's a thing. My dad was always known for always giving you his opinion when you didn't ask for it, and then, like the, his opinion when you didn't ask for it, and then the other person always being pissed off. So that was brought up and everybody was like, yeah, that was Cone, yeah, he'd tell you exactly what he.
Speaker 2:But I remember, and even dealing with like the trying to figure out the funeral stuff, like I remember me and my sister stood on business because my brother was like, because my dad said, when I fucking die, y'all better play. I Did it my Way at my motherfucking funeral, right, and like my brother was like, but that motherfucker Trump came out to that shit. I said, fuck Trump, in this moment, this is about dad's wishes. But when I heard it at the funeral, I said, yeah, that's my dad right there. Yeah, that's a good thing you did too, I said. I said I'm not swaying on that one. I said I didn't even fly. And what trump did? This is dad? Dad been telling me this for like years. Like when I died, play. I did it my way by frank sinatra. I said, like when I died, play I did it my way. By Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 1:I said say less absolutely my kids gonna be fucked up when it happened to me, so I'm gonna be like I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:Now I can throw me in the ocean my mom said go ahead and create her and keep the money. I said say less.
Speaker 1:I actually said to throw me in the ocean, but like burn her, just toss the body like.
Speaker 2:Oh, nigga like.
Speaker 1:Actually, yeah, if I could do that, I would prefer that. Which one Burial at sea Just toss?
Speaker 3:me out.
Speaker 1:They're going to eat you. I'm gone nigga Like I'm fish food. Cool. Then I'll be part of the ocean. It's part of everything Finding.
Speaker 3:Nemo cool, then I'll be part of the ocean and it's part of everything. Ashes to ashes.
Speaker 1:Finding negro I got a problem I got a problem remember that little phrase cream of some young guy. Yeah, so I was looking for something and I it was racist of me and I will admit it, but I was like this is how a gay man would say it I want cream of some tea. What kind of sauce you want? Cream of some tea, the?
Speaker 2:statements of Kevin Wendell, or Kevin Wendell's. I thought they were funny, they were funny, I just they were like y'all cancel what cause of cream or something alright which comedian's joke still runs through your head when life gets rough?
Speaker 1:Bernie Mac, that's a tough one, that's a real tough one. People don't like what you're doing. Fuck them. That's a lot of them. There's a lot of them, there's a lot of them. So obviously for me, dave goes through. It depends on the situation, because there's always a joke or some shit that happens. You say Bernie Mac Kid's acting up, get some milk and cookies.
Speaker 3:I can't see it. I took this air tour. I was like look at this, when the cookies and shit.
Speaker 1:I'd be thinking Kevin Hart, shit, people be like, look at him, look at him, look at the cat in the bowl.
Speaker 3:Motherfucking cat drinking milk out the bowl. I also like the fucking. This is everyday too, because we we have to leave the home by a certain time or we get to the school. We pass the school bus and every time I see that school bus I go. What they said, man? Every time when I fucking fell I think about that shit. It's wrong, but it's funny.
Speaker 2:It's wrong, it's funny, it's wrong. A funny one, that's shit. No, yeah, cause it's two Dave Chappelle ones, but the one that I usually say a lot and it has no application, but I get the sentiment underline. It's like Nick, sometimes you gotta race, yeah, cause that. But I get the sentiment underlying. It's like Nick, sometimes you got to race and you be like, yeah, because that runs through my mind. It's like it doesn't even have to necessarily what he's saying, but the sentiment is underlying Nick, sometimes you got to race, nick, what do you want to say?
Speaker 1:That falls into a lot of shit too, yeah.
Speaker 2:So you think about it, you're like, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1:So when life you're ready, sometimes you gotta race nigga like you gotta do what you gotta do, like I've been uh I've been known to say a lot.
Speaker 2:Is that a baby? Yeah, I'm probably annoying and it was a baby. And the funniest one that I feel like applies to black people and we just get it is I have five black hello, because every black person gets it. Like you can't hold a sausage, you just like I have five black hello, hello yeah, I watched it way too close all right, uh, have you ever caught yourself laughing at something inappropriate? And it made things better all the time I laugh.
Speaker 3:I laugh at inappropriate shit all the time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm bad, I'm real bad. I don't be telling people some of this shit. I be laughing. I'm like I can't say that.
Speaker 2:I don't Silver lining me, I don't. I won't necessarily laugh at something, but a certain situation will put shit in perspective for me, so I can't something, but a certain situation will put shit in perspective for me, so I can't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I always think of my brain is fucking weird, because it'd be something that'd be bad. I'm like, well, what if this happened?
Speaker 2:I wonder if this happened because of this because I seem like, without fail that, like I'll give a big example, because I was stressed about money and everything that was going on and I was at the game gas station, right, and I saw a stud sitting there and I was like that's a fucking stud, right. So I'm like, all right, she's cute, but she's a stud like. So she's just sitting there but she's not pumping gas, like she's waiting for somebody. So I'm walking, I'm thinking about all this. She's like this fucking stalker. And I walk in to pay for the gas and I walk out and I was like, oh, there's a pretty girl she's waiting for. That's what's up. So I'm sitting, her pump of gas and I start to pull away. I look over and the person she's waiting for it reaches for the gas pump and I'm like she only got one arm, nigga, and it just put this perspective like nigga, she has one arm and she's trying to do everything with one arm and I'm like nigga, that could be.
Speaker 2:I mean no, the other, the chick she was pretty, but like literally was pretty, but like literally, because I was like, is she covering it? I said, no, nigga, she got one arm. She's going like this and she's trying to put it back in the and I said life perspective, nigga, because I wouldn't have saw that coming.
Speaker 1:The way I think is I'm like damn, I bet she got a kung fu grip.
Speaker 3:It's funny you said that, kevin, in my head. I said, well, she got one arm, but she can still scissor well, see, go too far, because that one is gonna get tired.
Speaker 1:She can't, never mind. She can't, never mind. I don't want to get canceled, y'all.
Speaker 3:Shout out to my stud, queens.
Speaker 2:My babies, that fucking one show. That thing is hilarious. The stud like what is it? There's?
Speaker 3:a show about studs, the lesbian homies. Wait, are you getting intrigued?
Speaker 1:Yes, the lesbian homies on Tubi. It's called the Lesbian Homies.
Speaker 2:And it was done off of skits by I think his name is.
Speaker 1:Big Jaw. I got to write a letter. I'm going to try to get on this show.
Speaker 2:Big Jaw and the whole premise was when the stud homegirl actually got bodied.
Speaker 1:Oh, I've seen that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then actually got body. Oh, I've seen that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then he ended up hitting and then like but they made a show off based off of that.
Speaker 2:I did not know that. So like, then he ends up hitting and then he ended smashing all the stud homies. That because they all heard about, because they said he had a baby arm, so it was like they all heard about it. Then they all wanted to try it. Then she started getting catching feelings and getting jealous and the stud hunter.
Speaker 2:The stud hunter is why hey, it works for the new what fucked me up about the show, though, was at some point he had gotten so used to fucking the stud homie that when he met a regular girl, he was like hey, I'm gonna give you these boxers, I'm gonna just cut that and I'm gonna slide my dick. And she was like you want me to put it in the back? And he was like no, just like an insert, like where I could slide in. She was like you want me to put it in the back? And he was like no, just like an insert, like where I could slide in. And she was like nigga, you trying to tell me something, are you gay? He was like no, no, just wear these boxes, like it makes it easy. I said yeah, nigga, it does come off. Suspect that you, but it was an interesting play.
Speaker 1:Like I think they did and you're like that's interesting. They're probably like what?
Speaker 2:are you doing? No, but this is fun. Were you the one that sent me the story what it was, Izzy Dre right, when he was saying that he fucked the, where he clapped the cheeks of the chick at the bachelor party or whatever, because she was a stud and she showed him what she looked like before she transitioned? He said we ended up going in the bathroom, I ended up clapping her cheek and he was like whoa pause, what kind of shit is this? I said that's the most gayest, un-gay shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 3:I said it was a chick. She had transitioned, but she still had all her lady parts, so he used to.
Speaker 2:He clapped oh, like Buck Angel he said this is the most gayest un-gay shit I've ever heard but she legit looked like a straight man, that's but, he clapped and she said well, I mean technically, nah, not no, technically, man, I mean yes, technically
Speaker 1:that's why he said this is the gayest non-gay that's one of those things you gotta like keep to yourself at that point like you fuck Steve. You know he she go by Steve she was definitely for.
Speaker 3:Uh, studs, ain't that Drewski's thing too?
Speaker 2:yeah nope, I, I, I just.
Speaker 3:I just, I just saw this Drewski and Sexy Red clip. The dude walked out and Sexy Red was like nope, nope, nope, nope. And Drew's like, he's like what the fuck, what the fuck did we know he built like me, he's so stupid. He's like what the fuck, what the?
Speaker 1:fuck, do you?
Speaker 2:mean, no, he built like me, he's so stupid. Alright, shit, alright. When the world feels too heavy, sometimes all we can do is this Keep fucking.
Speaker 1:What's that? First thing that popped in my head was pick it up, pick it up. Pick it up when it feels too heavy. Yeah, I feel like it's still the the same theme as when I'm angry is laugh.
Speaker 2:Sometimes you gotta laugh sometimes you just gotta laugh I would say walk it off. It could always be worse. That's why I walk it off.
Speaker 3:It could always be worse. That's why I live by that shit.
Speaker 2:It could always be worse, I'm deep in thought Sometimes, just walking, so I just walk it off. I'll go walk and just think, nigga, just try to. I like driving, but like I don't like driving because I get erratic. Nigga, I'll be like man fuck.
Speaker 1:Why are you so aggressive, nigga? That's just, they're just trying to get home this gas shit. Now, though, like I don't want to know, and the more derisa.
Speaker 2:Nah, that shit is, it's 91 91.
Speaker 1:So yeah, man, you said that. I said yeah, I went to like put a, like a half a tank and I was like god damn, we're going to costco where sam's the film every fucking time, every time, so every time. Damn, that's a grocery like shit, all right oh shit, I had see that, I guess he's not lying, see both yeah, cbd those both go hand in hand, right little reefer and laughter yeah also busting unless it's like bad, like that some reefer doesn't? I seen that go sideways.
Speaker 3:I'm just paranoid.
Speaker 1:You got a bad batch oh, don't say that no more. Yeah, yeah, now I know what happens with certain bad batches.
Speaker 2:Nah, it ain't even that so do you guys remember a time that you thought you never get through, but something or someone had you dying laughing?
Speaker 3:uh, yeah, there's been times where, uh, I was pissed at work and you said something and I started crying.
Speaker 2:I laughed, sorry, I started crying are you, is one recently the, the, the, the melting, yes this is so fucking funny so Kevin there's been a lot of times.
Speaker 3:I almost hung up on your ass. I was about to fucking crash for some back story here.
Speaker 2:On my fitness journey we have to do progress photos and one to do progress photos and in one of these progress photos I realized my titties is lopsided right. So at one point I hit a point where I lost enough weight. That one was I had one pec and one titty was hanging. I was like I got a pec on one side and a titty on the other. It looks like one side of me is melting.
Speaker 2:That's not so when I was going through this realization, I had told Maurice and he told me not to tell him. He's like nigga, I'm driving. I said, well, my bad, nigga. I thought you know, as friends we can.
Speaker 3:Tell me that shit when I'm parked.
Speaker 2:Shit weekend. Yeah, tell me that shit when I'm parked, shit. I said I look like one size is nothing. And what's funny is one time I'm gonna tell you, because I told him one time we were sitting here, get ready to record, and amanda came in and she's like oh, my god, you're melting. I said, oh, she's seen the photo. And then she I was like, oh, she's talking about I lost weight. Oh, I thought she saw the photo.
Speaker 1:Um see somebody. If somebody says something to me, I'm like I had a stroke straight face oh god, yeah, oh shit, what uh yeah oh shit, that was hilarious.
Speaker 3:I think, melting, you gotta be able to laugh at yourself too. That shit's important 100%, alright, 100% that's like when I told you at the pool party. I said, yeah, I'm swimming, nigga they gonna see these A cups. Oh yeah, at least you had an A. Yeah, I used to be in a C.
Speaker 2:There's two instances. One is Andreas. When I told you I got to get super pissed playing video games, and he was like Dad, why don't you just take a break away and walk away? I said I was mad as fuck. I was like, but he's right, he's fucking right. And it made me laugh. I was like he's right, yeah. And the other one is a zooey. A long fucking time ago, and I said I, I respect it. She said I might not be able to fight and they might whoop my ass, but I'm gonna go down swinging. I said that shit made me laugh because it was an honest yeah, I respect it, yeah she said I'm gonna go down swinging, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna connect at least one time yeah, but she said it honest.
Speaker 2:I said you can just, you can't do nothing. But hey, and it made me laugh because it was like hey, she said I'm gonna take the ass, but I ain't gonna go down without a fight, shit it ain't gonna be what you think it this yeah I think I could only think of the kid, graceland, actually being mad at her for something.
Speaker 1:She did something fucked up, and I was just like talking to her, it's like early, early too, but I hadn't brushed my teeth. It's like that's disgusting and I was like, damn, you don't have to be so adamant like I will go brush my teeth and then I will reprimand you not my.
Speaker 3:My child fucking ratted on me, you know, because I it's a rule in most black homes, you don't pass gas in the kitchen. And I slipped up. One day this nigga went upstairs and told us what are you telling us, mom? Guess what? Oh, mom, dad, oh, he farted in the kitchen. I was like, whose side are you on? Like? And the answer to that question, she's always on her mom's side. It's.
Speaker 1:It's me versus them well, you shouldn't be farting in the kitchen she's gonna rap.
Speaker 3:She's gonna rap uh, who?
Speaker 2:yeah, which ever one of you? I know this. I have one story, but have you ever had an instance where pain turned into a roast session? With pain yeah, where you were dealing with some shit and then it ended up becoming this funny situation because everybody's like man this nigga over with. And then you realize you're laughing at the situation instead of being like serious about it.
Speaker 1:Let me hear your guys' and I'll think of one.
Speaker 2:Mine's. This is very specific, and my freshman year of high school or it was my freshman or sophomore year of high school, I think it was sophomore year I had an instance where this guy wanted to jump me right. Sophomore year I had an instance where this guy wanted to jump me right. So one of my uh, the dudes I knew back then shout out to jesse. He was like he saw, I was like I felt like mike in the wood right, because like they had every intention, like they were trying to catch me where I was going to be and and jump me. So jesse was like man, let the motherfuckers come find us, right. So I'm thinking like, all right, cool, you say that, but nigga, I don't know what happens at three o'clock if you're going to step. So I'm walking and I go to the basketball courts after school and the entire fucking John W North track team is out there, right, oh shit. And Jesse's out there. He, he puts them up on game. What's happening?
Speaker 2:So the people that were trying to jump me, they eventually make their ways out to the courts. So they look over and they're pointing at me. Like there he is, and then they go, the track team goes, y'all got beef with the little homie. They look and they let them niggas come over here. And they all look at them man, niggas ain't going to do shit. And they all looked at him man, niggas ain't going to do shit. And they just started talking shit. Like look at this nigga. He was worried and shit, we ain't going to let nobody. And it just turned into this whole nigga was scared Like we ain't going to let you get jumped, nigga. And it turned into that.
Speaker 3:And I didn't even know these niggas like that. That's a better ending. I thought we were going for a bra. No, I thought it was going to be a bra.
Speaker 2:But they all said, no, we got you. Like, let them niggas come over here.
Speaker 3:That's what's up?
Speaker 2:and I remember thinking damn, like I didn't know, and I believe it was all caused by Jesse, because Jesse was kind of connected like that. But it was also like if we see this little nigga out here playing basketball, that's how he ain't nobody like dangers and then help that they weren't black in basketball so it all was it almost turned into. That too was like. The fact that they weren't black was like.
Speaker 2:We definitely not, not about to let you jump so if you know anything about north culture, the black and brown beef was uh yeah, it was odd, so like you have instances where niggas were your allies and you didn't know they were your allies and it had nothing to do with you, had everything to do with your skin color.
Speaker 3:So so prison yeah.
Speaker 1:I was like what.
Speaker 2:I didn't think about it. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't know a story like that. I do know that you know. A couple years ago, when I had a fracture in my ankle and my wife said a lot of jokes about me, care to share? No, she heard my face.
Speaker 2:I know you were really excited about the um, that scooter thing. Oh yeah, you were hyped about that nigga, so I, I was moving, nigga that nigga.
Speaker 3:So I was moving, I was moving, I was dipping, nigga dipping. I was happy to be able to get around.
Speaker 1:I was close. No crutches was trash. I think I didn't be trying.
Speaker 3:I think the the the funny part about that. I was I was in dying fucking pain and uh, it's it's, it's not similar. I was in really bad pain from the accident and I'm laying up in the room and the nurse came in there and she was like oh, let me know if you have to go to the bathroom or if you want to shower or anything. And my wife said I got him and it wasn't even about me, it's about like bitch like yeah, I'm like baby, she's just doing her job like I'll wipe his ass.
Speaker 3:I said oh, I mean, if you want to go, I'll let her do it.
Speaker 1:You think she's going to drag me out in the bathroom, don't you think? She's going to waste it.
Speaker 2:I said if it did happen, how much do you think?
Speaker 3:I mean, if it happened, I couldn't defend myself because I was on one leg, I didn't have the strength. The painkillers were there. I don't know what happened. I was raped, graped.
Speaker 1:Graped. We don't use words nowadays. Sorry, I don't have anything in particular. I'm usually the guy trying to make shit lighter In this scenario. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was SA'd, but how did she know you liked that one thing, huh.
Speaker 1:San Antonio Tim Duncan.
Speaker 3:She was supposed to just give me a bath, and then she got in the bath with me. I couldn't fight her.
Speaker 1:You got to make that.
Speaker 3:She tried to jack my dick off oh my god, I said nah, I got that.
Speaker 1:I said damn can we get another nurse please?
Speaker 2:so when was the last time you used laughter to break tension in a room?
Speaker 3:I tried all the time. I'm not always successful, especially with my wife, like I'm not in the mood for laughter I'll.
Speaker 2:I'll say uh, the one time. I remember it had to do with, uh, one of our co-workers and a dispatcher, and our this particular co-worker has a hard time reading rooms. Oh yeah, oh shit. So the dispatcher just got cussed out by a couple of drivers. So she was already on alert on 10, ready with the smoke, and this particular co-worker came in and had no idea what would happen. So he just came in being him. He was just like fuck you, mad at me for what the fuck I do to you. I said, just read the room, bro. And everyone was laughing. And I said, hey, hey, bro, no one to back the fuck away. And everybody laughed because they got. It was like just no, like you gotta know when to back away. Like because they were like oh shit. I said you don't see that look. And you just I don't get it.
Speaker 1:I said you will, yeah, you'll get two of them, maybe 10. Yeah, that look Oof. I don't know I'd be doing that everywhere. I did that on my job interview. When I get my fucker laugh, feel like that might have helped me get the job.
Speaker 2:I'm a king of bullshit in job interviews. That's how I got the job at UPS.
Speaker 1:Well, sometimes that backfires. Oh, you want me to do what? Oh shit.
Speaker 2:I remember I it was the second interview at Ontario and the guy I found an angle that was I usually I would say things snowballing and I said something about fast food. He was like, oh man, I work this fast food too. I said, got it. And I just started playing that oh man, you know, in the rush hour, lunchtime hour, oh yeah. And I said I was able to balance all that. Still keep a cool, calm head, got through it. And he was like, yeah, and I was like I can tell, I was like I could tell, I was like I got this nigga, I got the job. I mean six months later but I had the job Dragged their feet, yeah. And they was like when can you start Tomorrow? See you tomorrow? I said no, it's the same nigga, I didn't think I would actually start tomorrow.
Speaker 1:What was next week? I think I got my job at Knott's off of some bullshit. I told that nigga some bullshit, because he asked that stupid question like about being drunk. If somebody was at work and they were, you know, smelled like alcohol or something, I was like I'm not going to assume that they're drunk, they might have diabetes, it's like.
Speaker 2:I never thought about that. They rely heavily on hand sanitizer. That shit's like. That shit's strong. That's what I learned anything during covid strongest shit strong shit snitch just don't assume, nigga could be hand sanitizer some niggas drink that.
Speaker 1:That's the crazy part. That's when you are down bad. I don't even think homeless people drink that shit.
Speaker 2:That's they drink uh cough medicine like that like lean, yeah like they'll be drinking the caught like it was like from the bottle, like, and they're like. Now I'm trying to get a buzz excuse me.
Speaker 1:I'm like I thought you're supposed to mix. That I mean you're not supposed to, but you I mean when you are our mouth of too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they take shots of that shit. That's crazy. That's disgusting. You only need about two shots and you're fucked up. I'm going to go try it. That shit's like 80% alcohol. It's like 80 proof.
Speaker 2:Unless your mouth is minty fresh though.
Speaker 3:What's that fucking movie with John Cena? And they're following the kids around.
Speaker 2:Cockwalkers.
Speaker 3:They're like no, you got to take the keg up your ass.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's cockwalkers.
Speaker 3:I said this is wild, the keg up your ass.
Speaker 2:Yes, they were trying to follow their kids around like a crazy whatever party night and then they end up at a party where they don't.
Speaker 1:I was like you got the whole cake.
Speaker 2:No, but they put the funnel up and they you know, because they say you get fucked up faster, the keister. Keistering.
Speaker 1:I never did it. I heard about people doing this. One guy was telling me about him doing it. He used to roll my pills and I'm like he just rarely said that.
Speaker 2:I don't know what you say yeah we was talking about.
Speaker 1:And then he's like yeah, I used to have my girl put him in my ass and I was like oh, okay, well nah respect nah I don't even know what to say nah teach his own yeah she's, she's down, that's peace.
Speaker 3:Nah.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, what makes you do that first?
Speaker 3:I got nothing. I can't, no, can't keister. I don't want to say nothing after keister.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying how does Black Joy laughter fill in your body, even when the world is wild? Now Black. Joy, black joy.
Speaker 1:How does black joy what?
Speaker 3:Not black. Joy to a woman.
Speaker 2:No like. How does black joy and laughter fill in your body even when the world is wild?
Speaker 3:and out. Oh okay, I love to see black people happy. It makes me happy to see other black people happy. You can say that's racist, but I'm talking about black people, you can say that's racist, but I'm talking about black people. It makes me happy.
Speaker 2:Even when I'm having a shitty day it's not a racist thing when I'm in the gym. I'll tell you the black dude that is an occupational therapist. When he said that to me, he was like dude, it's working, he's like man. Every time I see you, it inspires me.
Speaker 2:Inspires me, man, because I remember what you started like, it's working that's what's up and it's just that the black man, the black man, it was working and he was I know how things are like. He's like in my, my job, and like that, the rate of, uh, hypertension and and and and heart failure and and and heart attacks. He was just like hey, man, like you're doing, you know you doing it. Shit like that brings me joy, because that means black men and black men we see each other. Because I tell him all the time I said dude, you motivate me when I see you running on that treadmill, because I can't run on that fucking treadmill.
Speaker 3:He'll do that shit for 40 minutes.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck, I ain't doing that shit Right now. We'll probably revisit this in two years, y'all niggas gonna be all lean and shit, I got my aces on. Y'all niggas is runners now I don't I feel great, depending on what it is, Because I've seen some black joy where you're like nigga. This is the problem.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about the positive joy.
Speaker 1:I ain't talking about that, I just want to clarify, because I've seen some shit where you're like to clarify, because I've seen some shit where you're like this is what we happy about.
Speaker 3:Every time I see Nigga, every time I see a video where a motherfucker's like we're walking to that Lucy Pearl song the West Coast. I like this shit. That song makes me happy by it, if I just.
Speaker 2:Oh, you just triggered me. That song makes me happy. You know, what makes me happy now is that Law Order dance shit.
Speaker 3:Oh dun dun dun, I feel.
Speaker 2:I commented.
Speaker 1:I said nigga only only our people can make a dope dance to the Law Order theme song. Well, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:And make it look smooth. I was like that shit maybe it brought me.
Speaker 1:It's not going to go anywhere until when the white people take it.
Speaker 2:They're going to take it. Oh, they're trying Just be like. What is this? I mean, I've seen Marissa Cargill say herself do the dance. I said, yeah, the same.
Speaker 1:It's never the same. But yeah, it makes me feel great when I see Black Joy. But, yeah, it makes me feel great when I see Black Joy. I like watching things where it's like you can see shit changing, where you're like, oh, that wasn't going to be like that 20 years ago 15 years ago. You're like, yeah, and they can tell them. I like when it be right too.
Speaker 3:I like watching those like when the father's giving the kid their car and they don't know.
Speaker 2:I like watching those videos too. Yeah, so this is how we're going to end this. This is going to be a two parter. You ever been clowning with your boys and realized this is therapy every time. I think it's happening right now. This is what I feel like this podcast is about and to end it, who is, or who in their family has an aunt or an uncle, that can make any function, funeral, et cetera feel like a goddamn comedy. Show you, you're that guy. You can make it.
Speaker 3:Can make it my dad says I'm that guy. I'm always one of those days some, some shit and I really just. I just be talking shit about him. Everybody laugh at him that's true.
Speaker 2:I've been there. It was awkward for me, though I wasn't trying to laugh. I was like it was funny, but I wasn't trying to laugh. I was like I don't know his dad like that to be laughing at him.
Speaker 3:You gotta you there when my auntie's there, cause then she'll start pouting on. He'll be like oh, it's worse don't let my grandma be there.
Speaker 3:My grandma look here shout outs to my grandma in Virginia that my last grandma living she is a shit talker. I get it. I get it. I get it. When my girls are talking shit, everybody can get the smoke maker. She is hilarious. My grandma's hilarious Load a clip. She's hilarious. I tell you all. They think I'm lying. My first memory of my grandmother is her drinking Alizé. That's my first memory Talking shit. Drinking Alizé. She's the shit. I love it or death. She's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Let's do which one which alizé the red one, guess what's up red bottle.
Speaker 2:It was, wasn't my dad. Now I don't think. No, yeah, uncle Fella, he's still living. Uncle Fella is.
Speaker 3:I might be around people that talk shit it's clear, yeah.
Speaker 2:I never saw Uncle Fella when it's safe and fun.
Speaker 2:Uncle Fella has like this weird variation of Bernie Mac with like, like his voice is like hey there, andy, it's safe and fun. Uncle Phillip has like this weird variation of Bernie Mac with like, like his voice is like hey Andy, uh, uh, andy, uh, yeah, nick, I heard you Like he's that that my brother, my dad, that's my mom's brother. But like I remember when I graduated from MI I said I didn't even know my dad and him were this close. These niggas went on a random walk. They were like we got to go for a walk. I said, okay, came back. These niggas reeked of weed.
Speaker 1:I was like the infamous walk.
Speaker 2:Hey there, andy, when's it going to start? Man, we're trying to go get something to eat at this nigga. You're like, oh okay this nigga you like.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, that's how you kick them quick.
Speaker 1:Huh, yeah, yeah. And my dad and my uncle used to be at cookouts. They'd be the ones who show up early to get the spot at the park which set the grill up, make all the food, invite motherfuckers over and anybody who got food. They'll be like look at this nigga. Look at this nigga got three ribs. I'm like you cooked all this what you want him to do alright, we'll end with you.
Speaker 2:Guys can do impersonations. Name a favorite family member's voice like. Try to impersonate him oh man we'll end with that like a state, like a phrase they say, or just even in the voice they say damn.
Speaker 1:Uh, I can think of my uncle from texas who passed recently. I, I actually let's think about his shit all the time. It's just that, nigga, all he would do. Uh, you ask him how you doing, he like I'm good. And then you go one day at a time dress right, dress like this nigga is mr military, make sure all my shit's dress right, dress, just like nigga. You've been out for 40 years still trapped in that. Well he did it fucking 30 years so.
Speaker 3:It's not even my, it's my father-in-law. The way my father-in-law talk, it's fucking hilarious to me, do the voice? He's like let me see I'm thinking scenario. He's like yeah, so I went down to the Costco the other day and I went to get me some chicken, you know cause you know they had them on sale last week. And shit, looking at the goddamn, I said. I looked up and said all hell, goddamn chicken was $15.
Speaker 3:Shit, goddamn chicken every week go down and it go up. I'm like man call your dad so I can talk to him. That's funny.
Speaker 1:I do got a cousin like that, virginia.
Speaker 3:He's in the country too, yep my favorite, my favorite non-fan member is Quincy. I'm telling you I'm gonna talk to Quincy this week. Nigga, I'm gonna call you, cause I see him when I go to Ontario.
Speaker 2:He does a Quincy impression spot on, I'm going to talk to Quincy this week. Nigga, I'm going to call you. I see him when I go to Ontario. He does a Quincy impression, spot on. I'll be like this nigga will talk to Quincy and then start talking to us and I'll be like damn, nigga, is Quincy there? He's like nah, man, I'm doing the voice Shout out to Quincy. Hey man, how you doing man?
Speaker 3:You know, just working, just working hard. You know what I'm saying. Got to get done, all right, quincy, I love old niggas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, mine is. It's mainly it makes me think of my cousin Sip. Rest in peace, sip. I lost Uncle Johnny, my dad and Sip within like a six-month period.
Speaker 2:They all died one after the other, but Sip, he used to like Sip. If I've talked about him on this podcast, he was the one fucker that came to Sizzler and shut it down. He came out here to visit and went to Sizzler and they made him leave because he ate too much. But like, I remember all the instances of Sip where he would be in the house or be at his parents' house and he would cook everything. He would make some fucking shit from scratch here with bacon or whatever he could find and make that shit smell delicious. So I remember he used to go Ay man, ay cool man, ay man, he was like nigga, he about to set you up for something like that.
Speaker 2:When you heard that come out, ay man, uncle cool man, nigga, you about to set you up for something like that. When you heard that come out, I ain't mine, uncle cool man, you'd be like oh man, this he about to set you up for something. Nigga like, he about to come out with some bullshit to tell you to get something off like. But when you heard that I ain't mine like, but that's the saint louis thing, so shout out to my, my saint louis people. Whether you hear that I ain't mine, you'd be like oh, here we come my cousin's homeboy used to.
Speaker 1:He's mr crit, but that nigga talk like I was like old school. I swear to god. I swear to god, nigga, do you really talk like that? Yeah, them niggas came around. You know, I'm saying oh, this nigga is in the trenches. It's not God, it's God. It's what God could.
Speaker 2:So, with that being said, this has been episode 212 of the Heavyweight Podcast. Again, sometimes you got to be able to laugh through the pain.
Speaker 1:I'm going to just tell white people. And they took they took Aunt Jemima off the syrup, so you just gotta deal with cracker barrel yeah, yeah, yeah they took the white guy off the cracker barrel. They got mad yeah they mad?
Speaker 3:they weren't mad at craig oates, though craig oates, or, apparently, or craig oates.
Speaker 2:Was it american eagle or american, I don't know, just laugh it off. The jeans and shit.
Speaker 1:Laugh it off.
Speaker 2:They weren't they. They didn't seem Too induced they. They seemed fine with that. They didn't like that we were. Everybody else was up in arms about that.
Speaker 1:So deal with it. Yeah, just laugh. Sorry, didn't mean to cut you.
Speaker 2:But yeah, sometimes you to be able to laugh through the pain.
Speaker 3:Pop on show niggas.
Speaker 2:Again. Des can be here, but she's with us in spirit Always. As always Like, subscribe like, Except when she's here Comment, share all that shit. All that shit Till next time. We love you Peace.
Speaker 1:Peace, peace, peace and fish grease.
Speaker 2:Damn. I channel my Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 1:Ooh, i'all, that's how she wrote, so make sure to click like subscribe. Tune in. We're on the Austrian platform, so until next time, well, I'll add you.
