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This week, we’re talking about growing pains—literally and figuratively. From real-life aches to realizing you’re slowly turning into your parents, this episode is full of laughs, life updates, and relatable moments.
We also touch on therapy, parenting, and the ways we stay connected to family while still adjusting to the weirdness of getting older. It’s honest, funny, and surprisingly real.
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Welcome to the Heavyweight Podcast.
Speaker 2:The message behind saying the title of the Heavyweight Podcast is to be able to say that we can weigh in on some heavy shit. What we're talking about is important from every aspect of it. It's a heavy weight. It's not just about physical weight, but the weight of things that can weigh our minds. So I think it's dope that we can have this conversation.
Speaker 1:God damn you good. So I think it's dope that we can have this conversation. God damn you good. No, that hurt my knee. I'm over the shit. I'm scared like to like jump and shit because I'm like I don't want to be that nigga who just blows his achilles doing some regular shit, that's like that.
Speaker 3:Two things this weekend. Nigga, the, the motherfucker at the gym, was like, yeah, man, you should do some step-ups, it's great. I said, nigga, you don't understand how my knees work, I'm not stepping up to shit. And then that TikTok thing about how many men out there can run a 13 flat 100. I said, nigga, I don't give a fuck, I'm not running. If I try to run full sprint for 100 meters, yeah, why do I need to do that?
Speaker 1:Both my hands are going. I'm not an athlete. Maybe if I was. Well, no, even like basketball, you ain't running 100.
Speaker 3:No yeah.
Speaker 1:It's 94 feet.
Speaker 3:I was like no, I'm going to fuck around.
Speaker 2:I'll have all these motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:You're Achilles.
Speaker 1:All these motherfuckers are going to be in the goddamn hospital trying to run 100 meters. Fuck around and find out works both ways. Yes, you gotta do 100. Uh, 100 under 13, look here. Yeah, for all y'all that they could do it.
Speaker 3:Congratulations, you know how many 40 year olds you see in the emergency room from from non-emergencies?
Speaker 1:Are we rolling?
Speaker 2:What's good. This is episode 211 of the Heavyweight Podcast. I'm your anti-social host, studder McFly, back again with these two guys. Go ahead and state your name for the beautiful people out Chill.
Speaker 3:Are we 100 short of 311? The group.
Speaker 1:Anyway, stinging Montlager that's still reserved, huh Still reserved Shit. Now that's some alcoholic shit there. Yeah, those were some days.
Speaker 3:But 311, that's my baby group. She was singing that shit. I was like how do you know these songs? Her mom? Yeah, that's my baby group. She was singing. I was like how?
Speaker 1:do you know these songs? Amber, amber in the coming energy whoa.
Speaker 3:I see Kevin also has little girls.
Speaker 1:I probably introduced him to you, my name is Molito positive Mo.
Speaker 2:I'm broke, that's my name, I'll drink to that yeah, life is life how are your?
Speaker 3:weeks. Uh, it was a roller coaster and I, honestly, you know we're just getting through it, you know I'll drink that, yeah, yeah, I uh against my better judgment.
Speaker 3:You know, I the week started off rough, had my gallbladder attack, so I ended up missing some days of work I wouldn't expect, which required me to go to work on a friday, which I haven't done in quite a long time. And how'd it feel? The day wasn't bad. And then I was leaving. They were like, hey, you know, we have like 109 more customers and I said, damn, that sounds like a you problem. See you, see you Sunday.
Speaker 1:Did they try to hit you?
Speaker 3:with the team player thing? No, they know I'm not a team player. Was it that guy that tried? No, he wasn't even there.
Speaker 1:Oh, you got a nemesis.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that nigga.
Speaker 1:I mean not even a nigga, that nigga, I don't know what that is, but yeah, we go with that. My week was good, expensive, did a lot flex on a daughter got a her driver's license.
Speaker 3:So that's that's. That's big and nerve-wracking at the same time. Hold up, wow. I need you to go to the store right now.
Speaker 1:She gotta be initialized oh she, yeah, she's already on the go. Here's a list.
Speaker 3:Bring back my change.
Speaker 1:We need cheese some uh seasoning that we don't use. Go take your sisters to the park yeah, that's.
Speaker 3:I can't wait for that god damn right are you looking forward to that? To what? When you throw Ava the key and say, take it, no go?
Speaker 2:take your brother. No, I can't wait for that.
Speaker 3:God damn right. Are you looking forward to that? To what? When?
Speaker 2:you throw.
Speaker 3:Ava the key and say go, take your brother. No, you not.
Speaker 2:No, I'll explain why.
Speaker 1:Oh damn, I'm just waiting on. I'm just trying to get them to the point now to think that that's going to be their truck, and it ain't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is nice. Dad got to keep this clean for us.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, nah, we really don't, that's mine. But week was good, therapy started, that that was really good.
Speaker 3:That's what's up.
Speaker 1:It's new. I like it. Did you cry?
Speaker 3:Nah, nah, we laughed a lot.
Speaker 1:That's a it's, it's, it's new. I like it. Um, did you cry? Nah? Nah, we laughed a lot, that's cool.
Speaker 2:How was the?
Speaker 3:hold on. If you making your therapist laugh, you should charge them too, cause they get the conversation.
Speaker 2:How's the transition into, I guess, opening up like that?
Speaker 1:Uh, I don't know. I feel like it's easy to talk but it's getting some things out. I can see I take a long route to get to it, but it's an interesting conversation because she's always like well, you're pretty, I can tell you're smart and you think things through. It's the emotion thing you got to get to thing, so it's cool. It's it's cool. I like it. I don't know if I'm gonna change it to where I go more or leave it where it's at right now is the insurance covered uh, I guess, yeah, I use my.
Speaker 1:I don't pay for what I use the, the fsa oh, yeah, yeah it as long as you ain't paying. I mean, I am, but I'm not you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, I know it just comes out. So yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 3:I book them up, so I might as well, man, yeah, I text my therapist. Hey, I got to see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1:I Like they always tell me I could do that, but I'm like I don't know I got to work on that. This week's mission is to recognize the times I feel guilty when I shouldn't. You should. Good luck with that, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:McFly.
Speaker 2:My week was different highs and lows. I don't normally talk about it, but I figured fuck it For over when I thought about it last night. It's been like 15 years, but for like 15 years I've had a stalker. So that stalker reemerged itself at the beginning of my week and it, uh, it tripped me out because I started doing research on shit and then you just realize that people got a lot of time on their hands. But it's even more concerning to know that when I looked at it, how many people are going through, uh, same or worse than I was going through. So I was just like, well, uh, just be more mindful of, uh, how you work the internet. I know that.
Speaker 1:So, uh, I was gonna ask you how does this does that like? How did that make you feel with that knowing, like the other people like out there with the same it?
Speaker 2:kind of gives a little bit more of a uh cool, I know I'm not alone in that, but like then, when you start reading like the stories and you're like people will share stories and I'm like I didn't go through that like with it god damn.
Speaker 2:But like when you were hearing how easily people can uh, attach themselves to other people's lives like that, because it was one nigga that said it was to a point. He said when he would play a song he would get a text message like that song's stupid, damn. Oh yeah, and you're like my nigga, so they're live on time telling you that your playlist is stupid. Play a different song. And he's like they're listening in. That's weird, stupid. Play a different song and he's like like they're listening in, like, so it's like and uh, and then like how easy it is to essentially attach yourself to like your google account or your, your iCloud cloud account if you have an apple uh product and just sitting there and gather information. So but yeah, it's, yeah it's. It's one of the things where it's weird to say, but I had gotten so used to it.
Speaker 2:I just kind of shrug it off not shrug it off, but just kind of accept that. It's like I had a conversation. I was like it's like now, having conversations people, it's like almost like nigga telling them you have herpes. Nigga, like you're like, you know, I just got to disclose there's a stalker attached. So any conversations with me you just know that there's a stalker here and it's like it's like that. I was like, damn, it's like herpes, that's crazy. That's like what. Like hey, you got this little stalker thing. It's like, but um other than that, like I said, like Maurice knows, I'll have like extreme lows and highs, but like I always try to find a silver lining in things.
Speaker 2:So it's, it sucks to deal with and, uh, the people that it can affect, but like I don't, like I can't control what someone decides to do with their, their free time but, the other highs, which I'll get back to the question you asked about Ava's driving. We played fortnight as a family. Yesterday she was driving it was the me, her and Andreas, right and we spent like 30 minutes trying to get Andreas to play because Andreas really seemed against it and I was mad because I installed it to his PC.
Speaker 2:So I'm like nigga it took a long time to get to this point and how big the Fortnite file is. So we finally got him to play. And we were playing and it's funny because you're trying to interact and Ava's this part of the map, he's at that part of the map and we got to find a middle point. So I get to Ava and no, I ended up getting. I got, I got rushed bum, rushed by like a group. They were working together and they killed me. So Ava had to come and revive me. And then she was like I got you dad, so she, she revised me, I hop in the car with her, she's driving. I was like, oh shit, like if this is any indication what the future, I don't need this kind of energy, like. But then we catch up with Andreas and and we start going through the map and it was pretty cool to have that kind of bond and then Andreas does what Andreas does. Andreas is like he'll go do some venture shit, and you turn around and Andreas needs to be revived. You're like what the fuck man, what the hell. But we ended up fucking winning that match and we we like got number one that match. But like every time, I every like five minutes. So andre seems to be revived. You're like, oh my god, like what the fuck like?
Speaker 2:But then we eventually got to the end of the map and we we were the last, but it was dope, because it was nice to have that kind of interaction with my kids where every time we came across a group of other people they would try to attack one of them and then they didn't realize the dad was sitting there and I was. I came up the back and or it'd be the opposite they would attack me and they would. I got you dad and they would come after him and then, once they start focusing their, their shots on them, I would come around the back and I'm like that call of duty shit coming to play, where you realize that nigga, call of duty and fortnight are very similar because they would try to build and I would slide around them and just as soon as they start the building I said you fucked up, like it's like. It's like when you, you know, when you fight nigga, you get them on the ropes as soon as they start trying to nope nigga, that's when you attack. So we ended up winning like that and it felt good to be able to win with them.
Speaker 2:And then Ava took the next match we had. We ended up coming in second and she took that shit hard and didn't want to play for the rest of the day. But yeah, to answer your question, no, the way she was driving.
Speaker 3:She said one or nothing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it was nice to have that kind of time yeah.
Speaker 1:Awesome.
Speaker 3:Andreas, remind me of you. Remember that viral clip like way back maybe like 10 years ago, the Leroy Jenkins clip where like it was a raid, they were playing like an MMO game and it was a raid and they had like built up this army and they were going to go attack this boss and they were in the plan and then Leroy was like man fuck your plan. I think I remember that he just bumped the motherfucker's like this is 40 hours of planning. He was like look here, man, I'm here to have fun.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I should go into more detail for the I might leave it off on that but I'll say this Don't let kids tell you that they don't have the discipline or the or the focus until it's something they want to do, and you'll realize let me tell you this I woke up this morning at 6 am, right, and I know how people feel about roblox, but we they, we keep them on a small parameter, like we usually are very involved in them being on roblox.
Speaker 2:So whatever they play, parents is there, so we play with them. So there's a particular game they play out. It's like 99 lives in the forest or something, and, like you, only you can only play in a group and it's a strategy based game. In roblox and apparently it's in fortnite too, because I played it um you, they have certain launches where they give you free shit, but you have to be up at 7 am. Oh shit, why did I wake up to go to the bathroom? Abel's like dad. What was that noise?
Speaker 3:I said she don't get her shit I said that was my alarm.
Speaker 2:You're up, yeah, I'm up. 7 am, we get they give you giving away stuff at 7 am. I said, and I'm thinking in my back of my mind, I'm like she ain't got energy for school. Yeah, every time I wake, y'all up for school y'all. But for on a Saturday morning, you sitting here wide awake, and then all of a sudden I'm sitting there, I hear dad. I said, andreas, you're up too. Yeah, you know this, it's 7 am, we get the free stuff.
Speaker 3:I said, are you? Hey? Hey, they still got the free shit. Hey, I think you gotta take that as a win, because that's better than when they was a what was that? A couple weeks ago, and they were texting you hey dad, can you buy us this?
Speaker 2:but I'm just saying, as wild as I'm like y'all don't ever tell me that you can't wake up to go to school. If you're up at 7 am on a saturday where you could have slept in, look I'm gonna remember this.
Speaker 3:I watched the eight-year-old last night attempt to complete a back tuck for an hour and a half, that's dedication and I said but if I ask you to clean your room, you're tired in five minutes. Oh, yeah, but you just tried to do a back tuck for an hour and a half. I mean, granted, she almost got it a couple times, but I was like you did that with no breaks, no, no water, no stomach hurting.
Speaker 1:Well, cleaning the room is hard, so hard. I said yeah, yeah, so I agree when they are motivated to do it.
Speaker 2:It's a whole different, whole different focus, oh, different.
Speaker 3:All right, so before we get into the shenanigans, let me get you now One time you're going to shenanigan.
Speaker 2:I like to do a little thing to get our brains going. You know what I'm saying? Rapid fire questions. Get your brains active in the morning, because it is morning, okay. So all right, nigga, every time I wake up, no matter on my workout journey, my knees always let me know something. They let me know I'm getting older and they go crack snack crap on pop. So here we go. At what age did you officially start blaming all your aches and pains on old age?
Speaker 1:18. Yeah, I was going to say probably 26.
Speaker 2:I would have said, yeah, around 25, 26. I think it might have even been on the damn trip to Vegas. I think I got up and that shit, shit popped and I said I don't think that's supposed to happen, pimp. And then, like certain movements, when you make a quick movement, you feel that, that that pulling your back and you're like I don't think that's supposed to happen. Um, when did you realize that your favorite music from back in the day is now deemed classic or vintage?
Speaker 1:every day. Oh a long ass time yeah that shit sucked. That was around the time when I was same time with the age where I was like blaming shit. Somebody was like, oh, they're playing b2k.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's old school shit right there and I was like what bitch every time I listen to kd and now they're playing in uh, how we do, yeah, or stuff like that, and I'm like nigga wait a minute. Yeah.
Speaker 1:We had CDs. Those are gone.
Speaker 3:Hip hop classic. It's ludicrous. What's your fantasy, Nigga? What Classic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you start feeling away Like what, wait, no, because you start carrying the one. You're like oh shit, it's been 20 years. Yeah, shit, yeah, all right. What's a hairstyle you rocked in your youth that you absolutely can't believe you ever thought looked good S-curl.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all of them, I had that. Yeah, the S-curl, I had that. The high fade, the high fade. I had a Gumby like the bowl cut, like the never had a Gumby. The braids, the braids I had were way too tight what is it?
Speaker 2:the braids? They were way too tight did they make you like Meek Mill? It was way too tight. Like, like.
Speaker 1:Meek Mill no, I can't say what it made me look like cause day and age and then tried to do the ball thing. I remember that and like I didn't know what I was doing and I must have went the wrong way because my shit like was bad like the ball face, it was no, like big and it was just like oh crusty somebody. Hey, what's wrong with your head? I'll never forget that damn. Yeah, I don't. I'll never do that again, yeah, so all of those.
Speaker 3:Uh, I had the rat tail I I just always made fun of those rack tails and duck tails. I I didn't get it. What's the duck tail? Same shit.
Speaker 1:Wow, a little tail or you know a little break I know the rat tail.
Speaker 2:I had the rat tail for a while. Uh, the picture I shared with maurice, uh, on my weight loss journey, I, I didn't know when this was, I guess that's not even a youth and they gave you a younger uh, the, the, the faux hawk, the professor, clump, shit. Uh, it looked fucked up because with the weight gain I had, like the, the, the, the, you know, the thick under the neck, the gobble.
Speaker 3:The cut was fresh, though Shit.
Speaker 2:That way it wasn't. He was like Professor Klump. I said, god damn it, I'm watching Nelly, professor, right now. I had to send him the fucking screenshot, nig like nigga, of all the times to say it is when I'm watching the movie look here, people, if you can't make fun of your friends to your friends y'all not really friends.
Speaker 3:I said god damn, all right um no, but like when you gave andreas the frog, that shit look I thought yeah him, look clean, I ain't him.
Speaker 2:I ain't him so, uh, how do you hide the gray hairs when your barber starts snitching?
Speaker 3:I ain't got that problem.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I can answer this cause my first barber was my dad. He pointed that shit out at 18. Damn, he was like you got a gray hair right here. Okay, I'll go ahead and cut it out. All right, I appreciate it. And then, like as now, every time I go to my braider because she cuts my hair and braids, I just accept it yeah, man, you see my beard shit ain't no hiding it. Now I I got white hairs everywhere, and I mean everywhere yeah, that's, yeah, hey, we believe you yeah, I'll be like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:I thought it was supposed to happen here later.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't have that problem either. Though I don't look, I don't cut, as you see you'll cut what my hair oh, okay, what do you think I was talking about? The product? Yeah, it's pure.
Speaker 3:Pure Cocaina Shit is specified. He said he got that blue, magic green.
Speaker 1:He got the George Bush.
Speaker 3:That's not true Shit.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh, what's up? She know what you're doing, Not even the kids. You got the George Bush. Did you say the?
Speaker 2:George Bush yes, I was just like.
Speaker 3:Oh, we talking about old Second term.
Speaker 2:Nothing daddy oh shit, yeah, that's so what age? Both yeah.
Speaker 3:I went bald at like 28, 29. I said, fuck it, cut it off.
Speaker 2:What's the most embarrassing thing? Your body started doing that you thought only happened to old white guys.
Speaker 1:To old white guys A shirt. That's, yes, most embarrassing. Fuck you said shirt. That's, yes, most embarrassing fuck he said shirt.
Speaker 3:I don't know if it's the old white guy, but I do this thing now where my fucking knee just randomly decided they don't want to work no more, and I have to catch myself from falling. I will say, nigga, I almost fell off the treadmill two days ago, oh man, because I wasn't paying attention and I stepped off to the side and so my foot wasn't on the and I said ooh shit. And the girl next to me was like you, okay? I said no, not no more, because you noticed it.
Speaker 2:I'll say, especially with playing basketball, it's rhythm.
Speaker 3:You lost your rhythm.
Speaker 2:I lost my rhythm, like you know, like with basketball you get a certain. You lost your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your your like the rhythm was momentum based so, like I remember, there's been times where I made a move.
Speaker 2:I was like nigga, that that had, that had no black in it like it was, oh okay it just like that, no black, and I remember I missed up and it's like you end up fucking like hyper, extending your knee or some shit. You're like they had no rhythm and I don't even know why you try to make that move, see like when you said that, that in my head I pictured you just going down the court.
Speaker 2:So yeah, it's, that's the. Yeah, that would be it. The rhythm-based things is like you know, because you think you know you always got rhythm and then that happens, so now you just get to your spot yeah.
Speaker 3:Speaking of speaking of rhythm. This has nothing to do with the podcast, but it has been confirmed that Cool Runnings 2 is coming out.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say why.
Speaker 3:Feel the rhythm.
Speaker 2:Is it the same?
Speaker 3:cast. Well, no, the one guy is dead, but I think all the black guys are coming back. But why?
Speaker 1:I don't know that was. Wasn't that a true story?
Speaker 3:What are we going to talk about now? I guess their life after winning. I don't know.
Speaker 2:The Jamaican bobsled team.
Speaker 3:I don't know their life after winning, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I just hope the motherfuckers look like they're egg. It just tells me that they don't have anything else to create. They don't Recycle, they just keep like on shit. Is there a moment when you caught yourself saying kids these days and felt like you were really turning into your parents?
Speaker 3:oh, nigga, yeah, for the last eight years yes yes daily.
Speaker 2:yes, I wouldn't say I. I feel like I'm turning into my dad, I feel like I turn into older friends and or like I mean, maurice, you have an old soul. So I catch myself saying last shit you said to me five years ago Now, man, fuck these kids and you're like oh my God.
Speaker 3:I never would have said that before. Yeah man, Fuck them kids. You're going to learn today, goddammit.
Speaker 2:So I guess yeah, because he has an old soul, you're going to keep your ass inside or outside.
Speaker 3:You're going to be doing goddamn both. Pick a goddamn struggle. I tell my kid that every day, pick a struggle.
Speaker 1:That never works, pick. I've been trying to tell him that God damn it. Stay outside All right, stay inside you want to.
Speaker 3:I just started locking. I'm going to lock your ass in or out. Come on, alarm off, because this goddamn alarm go off, you'll beat your ass, we ain't doing that you know you can put the alarm on stay.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't say when, oh shit.
Speaker 3:Oh yes, thunder. Oh yeah, there's a thunder, thunder, Goddamn.
Speaker 1:It doesn't rain in Southern Cali.
Speaker 2:That's a lot A bullshit. That's a lot A bullshit, a bullshit.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't have an age, it just that shit. It started a long time. Well shit, I went to the Navy at 25 with a bunch of 18-year-olds. I fucking think I fell.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2:So what's your go-to excuse for not going out? Because you're too tired, even though you really just want to flex and chill. I'm broke, Hulu and you.
Speaker 3:I ain't got it. I ain't got it. I work graveyard. I got something new tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 2:I can wake up.
Speaker 3:Like what you got to do tomorrow. I got something important to do.
Speaker 1:Then my wife will be like what we doing.
Speaker 3:Nothing.
Speaker 2:Not a like what we doing nothing, not a damn thing. My usual go-to excuse is I do enough driving at work. Yeah, so that ends up being my like get out of jail, whatever it's like, I do enough driving to work.
Speaker 3:I ain't trying to they don't get that shit. When you drive all day, you're like I don't want to like. A pet peeve of mine is don't ask me to stop nowhere on the goddamn way home. I demand enough stops today. Yeah, don't ask me to stop nowhere on the goddamn way home. I done made enough stops today. Yeah, don't ask me to stop nowhere else.
Speaker 2:Because you already know, you start calculating how long this trip was going to take, so it could be a 20 or 30 minute drive home If I got to stop somewhere. Now it's an hour and a half because I got to go in here find the thing get in line, deal with the public.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, fuck that I still be driving. Yeah, we're driving a lot. I can't like my, as I do too much driving. And then, like you, the road rage, the cutoff, the, the trying to get somewhere on time, sitting in traffic, looking at people and you constantly say, like, like, when we're talking dirty birdie, the constant shit of what the fuck is wrong with these people, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 3:They are.
Speaker 1:I think, because I can't drive a certain speed in my car at work. So then I'll get off work and be like, yeah, I'm about to go gun it. Yeah, damn, that was a strike. I might be staying here all day.
Speaker 2:Anyway, what's the weirdest thing you tried to do to stay young and how did it backfire?
Speaker 3:play basketball as my wife was out there trying to be athletic. At my big age, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I feel like every time I think of trying to be young, it's like nigga, you ain't young.
Speaker 2:I'll say in the bathroom I do certain dance moves. I'll be like, let me try it. And I'm like, ooh, shit, I ain't built that way, but it's usually dance moves. I'll be like, nigga, this shit don't look that hard. And you'd be like mm-mm.
Speaker 3:I think anytime I stay up past 1030, I'm like what are you doing? This shit's funny.
Speaker 1:Go to bed Because this dude in my class he's a little older than me, but I don't think he realized what he did and I was like nigga, you can't do that. I should have told him that. Because he just handed me some butterscotch. I was like nigga, you ain't that old. Like he had the little toffees in his pocket, I was like I don't think he's like joking, he's like dead ass, he just likes them.
Speaker 3:Mm-mm.
Speaker 1:Mm-mm. Oh Lord, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2:How many times a day do you find yourself saying back in my day, without even realizing it, If I was talking to my kid all the time, all day long.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got a 16-year-old, so I'd be yeah, a lot. You know, I had a job at your age.
Speaker 2:That thunder got one more time. Shit. I'm hearing the rumble. I felt like the ground. I'm like god damn, it's gonna keep going. Yeah, like shit back up, shit. I say that shit so constant. Now though, back in my day, but like it's usually trying to get my kids to understand, like they got it good, so like they'll be like oh my god, we have to walk home.
Speaker 2:I'm like, well, back in my day they don't understand how good, it was a, it was a treat just to have my dad pick me up period, let alone I only have to walk two or days or three days out of the week, like I don't think they understand that.
Speaker 3:Uh, getting up at seven could be getting up at. You got to leave at seven to walk.
Speaker 1:I remember some of those walks. I was like what the fuck? What are they doing? That was across the town.
Speaker 2:And yeah, that's. I say it all the time. I said shit, what my dad used to allow me to do I would never allow my kids to do, because I said I could have been abducted. Circumstance, the way these motherfuckers driving, I could have got hit. And then somebody be like oh shit, hit that little black kid, gotta go. Internet wasn't a thing. City bus.
Speaker 3:Shit, I told my dog Tom. I said we used to ride our bikes 10, 15, 20 miles from home.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, I'm not letting you do that, though. That shit's over. No, no, no Hell nah Don't even get that in your brain.
Speaker 3:We on a whole other side of the city and two cities over doing some random shit and then trying to leave there by 4 to make it back before the sun go down.
Speaker 1:That's because we didn't have GPS on us. We was getting ass whoopings. What was that?
Speaker 2:I? What was that? I'm going to be down the street. I'm not down the street. When did you start noticing that the party crowd shifted from clubs to cookouts, and why is that the truth?
Speaker 3:For me it was at 16. Because I've only been to, I tried to club maybe like twice in my 20s Like this ain't for me. It's too loud in here. I was with my wife still, so I wasn't looking for no bitches. There was nothing for me in the club, it was just irritating. At least at the cookout.
Speaker 1:I got good food.
Speaker 3:For me probably 36.
Speaker 1:Not even 30, because I still I mean, I still enjoy the club sometimes, but not much.
Speaker 3:I can do a comedy club, I can't do, no, actual club.
Speaker 1:But I think probably like 30. It's supposed to be rapid fire, but Sorry.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just saying, I'm thinking about my answer and I was like nigga, this is going to be long-winded Now there's instances where I should have realized it Then. It wasn't for you.
Speaker 2:Then I didn't. I've said this on this podcast. There was a time where I was in the club young, and I guess it was because I went to the club after working at UPS in a warehouse and my arm was probably tired. So you know, one of them dance moves, you pick the girl up to freak and I almost dropped her and paralyzed her and that should have been the moment and I realized that maybe this shit ain't for me. Then it was a chick. Another time it was a really big like. She was like 6'2", 250.
Speaker 2:Off the other tree, huh she was thick and she was grinding on me and my entire lap was wet.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 2:And I remember thinking all this and I'm like I think she ended up leaving with some like much, much tinier guy and I was like this isn't for me, like because I remember it was like so maybe I got the the ball rolling for there. Yeah, you hooked him up, yeah. So I was like I I left blue ball. I don't Like it wasn't for me.
Speaker 1:You made me remember a time in the club, like I don't know why I did this, but I remember that it wasn't a full dance floor, so I was like fuck it, I'm a run, and I just sprinted around the dance floor and then the strobe lights came on and I was like oh shit. And then I just felt bad and I just ran some girl shit who's on the ground, like what the fuck are you doing? I was like my bad I should not been doing.
Speaker 3:I will say I have been known in my 30s to enjoy a jazz lounge. I'll go to a lounge.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna go goddamn club I don't like being like in close proximity with a lot of people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, it took a long time to realize that if I do it, I gotta, I gotta get myself in that mode and it's. If I go in that mode, it's, it's.
Speaker 2:But in the words. It's a different nick in the words of big mike in the wood. The power of a booty is uh it'll make you forget some shit, because I I really don't like being in big crowds, but like you would ignore that. Because you're like, damn, look at her, look at her. But then you're like nick, I really hate crowd like, but you don't think about it when you're horny. So all righty, uh, what's the most hilarious misunderstanding you've had with younger generations about slang or technology?
Speaker 3:these motherfuckers don't have no idea what a rotary phone is.
Speaker 1:Slang, I feel like, and they think that pound is hashtag yeah. I mean, it is now.
Speaker 2:You gotta give it to them. Nah, it's not.
Speaker 1:Or the statement about you you were alive before Google and you have to go, yeah yeah yeah, I was, before we didn't have google I feel like, uh, I had a conversation, star 69, and they were like what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2:it's a long conversation or that like now, like rotary phones, when you hear people talk about them it's like a trend to do like, oh, you know, we're gonna do some old school shit and you like rotary well, I mean, that is cause I used to.
Speaker 1:I was nigga, I was an asshole at like 30 something at people at Knott's Berry Farm. Oh, I bet you, when you was living you lived in black and white back in your day have you, have you, uh?
Speaker 3:have your kids ever seen a dvd?
Speaker 2:yeah, they have because that like like at the the black panther, like I bought the the collector's edition one and they like anytime the power has went out all right, the internet's off, or the internet's off. We we're watching Black Panther. We're going to watch that shit like five times in a row. Hey, we repeat.
Speaker 3:What we got VHS.
Speaker 2:They don't know what VHS is. We ain't got no fucking VHS player. Yeah, I remember feeling proud as fuck having shit recorded on VHS.
Speaker 1:Now I want to get one, because there's old tapes where you're like, oh, I got to see that, but how am I going to watch that?
Speaker 2:That's fucking tripped.
Speaker 1:Times fucking change Rapidly. So, we started with organ tripping. What's the?
Speaker 2:one thing you miss about being younger that your joints definitely do not.
Speaker 3:I just miss having a meniscus. Yeah, that is nice. Your joints don't definitely do not. I just miss having a meniscus yeah, that is nice.
Speaker 2:I don't have one anymore.
Speaker 1:So if I can get that back, I appreciate it standing up quickly okay I wish I could get off the ground fast, like the fucked up thing is I can't even lay on the ground fast.
Speaker 3:The fucked up thing is I can't even lay on the ground for long periods of time after my accident. So after my motorcycle accident where I wouldn't air whatever. So I tried to change the oil and I was under there unscrewing the filter and I literally was getting vertigo and I was like I gotta get the fuck up because I'm about to get stuck. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:I do that with scrolling on my phone.
Speaker 1:You get vertigo.
Speaker 2:I get dizzy. I'm like nigga, you need to slow down. I can't scroll this fast. Like what the fuck is going on? I used to ride rollercoasters like nothing.
Speaker 3:This is causing me this shit. That's the crazy part. I can ride a rollercoaster, but I can't lay flat.
Speaker 2:Damn, damn, that is nuts. That's crazy. Yeah, all right, being drunk.
Speaker 3:Last rapid fire question um, describe the first time you tried to use tiktok and how long it took before you threw your phone in frustration I never threw my phone in frustration and, uh, I used tiktok for a long without an account and then eventually they made you get an account and I didn't like that. I watched it a lot and then I tried to do one an account.
Speaker 1:And I didn't like that. I watched it a lot and then I tried to do one and I was like I don't, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I was like oh, you could. So this is a picture like oh, so I got to hope, I don't know what else.
Speaker 2:Hey can you show me? I just't, I still haven't figured it out. I just, that's just my old self, though. I just this isn't. No, I can't, it's not working, all right. So I decided that we're gonna go with laughter today, all right, okay, y'all good. Y'all good with that, gucci, all right. So I have these realizations sometimes and these questions came from that. So if you woke up and you were suddenly Barack Obama for a day, what's your first move?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I thought about this. I can't answer it.
Speaker 1:Why Is it that bad?
Speaker 3:No, I just want to keep my beard together.
Speaker 1:Oh I mean, but you're Barak.
Speaker 2:Michelle, I mean he changed the whole definition of freakier Friday.
Speaker 3:That's forgotten First thing, out of the Jim Lee.
Speaker 1:Curtis.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm going to ask to fly Air Force One. Yeah, again, no to fly it.
Speaker 2:So you keep Secret Service for the rest of your life, right, or something?
Speaker 1:like that. Yeah, you keep it.
Speaker 2:I'll probably fuck with them, like what do you? Mean have them do some random shit, just get them to start running and they got.
Speaker 3:They chasing you.
Speaker 2:Mr President, stop, stop, catch up, nigga so I need you to pick up my pet.
Speaker 3:What I'm sorry, what I think it also depends on what time of the year it Brock. I'm definitely calling in favors against CoreSite Seed somewhere.
Speaker 1:I mean, yeah, you ain't got to call no favors, just tell I'll be in town.
Speaker 2:Or I'll say some, I'll say the boldest shit to see if they're actually going to take a bullet.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So I'll be like say Drake, yeah, see, I'm weird, I've been petty as shit with that. Anyway, alright, say Tyler Perry calls you and says he wants you to be the new Madea for the next movie.
Speaker 3:say your best Madea line get the fuck off my phone and I mean, don't call me Tyler. I don't mean, no damn Madea.
Speaker 2:I yeah, you wouldn't be Madea for no, 5 mil, no, 6 mil, no, 7 mil, no, 50 mil. Now we talking, I was like so far, I was like nigga, you lying. I was like call some point. I was like nigga, you lying. I was like call the po-po-ho, that's my, that's my Medea line. There we go call the po-po-ho.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, this freaks off the leash, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so you my favorite Medea line is peace be still.
Speaker 3:Peace is made of still, and then she pulls the gun out no, yeah, yeah, yeah, but what's your line gonna be? That's what I'm gonna say you're gonna take the real Medea's line. Yeah, nah, I ain't going to Nothing. No, that's it. Don't mess with what's good hey this cuda All right.
Speaker 2:So say you're in the barbershop and someone skips you in the line. How do you handle this shit creatively?
Speaker 3:Hey, play, I was next, but your hair fucked up, Go ahead. I don't think you can fix that line.
Speaker 1:Creatively.
Speaker 2:It depends, though, for me.
Speaker 1:Cuts the line. I haven't been in a barbershop in so long Because I feel like I'm gonna have an appointment that's how it works, yeah but I guess, if you you cut my line I don't know I feel like maybe I'll uber eat something to the to the, to the chair? I don't know. I ain't fighting a nigga if this is circumstance based.
Speaker 2:but if someone cut the line and I knew they never the barber that I was using and I would do some shit like, ooh, you sure, you sure, that's funny.
Speaker 1:Nigga like that's funny.
Speaker 2:That's good. I mean you sure All right man, go ahead play it. You like wait, man, go ahead play it you're like wait, you're gonna fuck my shit up. I mean, if you you know what?
Speaker 1:the I wouldn't sit there, but the part about that is like you know what, I'll wait, alright cool gotcha.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can see that that's how I would handle it, like ooh shit what's the saying?
Speaker 3:you never sit in the first nigga chair yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:You just gotta make sure if they've been there before.
Speaker 3:If they've never been, that's how you use that shit if the nigga by the window don't sit in that chair, yeah, don't sit in that first nigga chair.
Speaker 2:There's a reason why the new barber's a new barber. He ain't proved himself yet, so so um, so you're at. Someone brings potato salad with raisins. What's your reaction and what do you say?
Speaker 3:I just leave. That's disrespectful. Nothing I say what the fuck? Just walk.
Speaker 1:Nothing. I'm not going to say nothing to them, Like at all.
Speaker 2:So, all right, Not even hello. I'm going to double down. What if they're black and they did this Offense?
Speaker 3:You know, all skinfolk ain't kinfolk, you know.
Speaker 1:Nothing, ain't nobody why you got raisins, sweet and potatoes. They make those, god made those Everything.
Speaker 2:All I'm telling my mind is Eddie Griffin and Undercover Brother. Hey there.
Speaker 3:I'll take a sandwich. Extra mayo, extra mayo. Moving to the back of the trip Ain't nobody in this shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:That's probably what I said.
Speaker 2:Was it Michael Bolton's thong song? He got all the whatever that Cisco missed.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think that's what he said. He said it's Michael Bolton's thong song. All right, you hit the lotto for 100 mil, right? But you can only tell one person who is it and how do you break the news?
Speaker 3:Tell my dog.
Speaker 2:The dog. Tell the person.
Speaker 3:Yeah, tell the person, I'm going to tell the dog.
Speaker 1:Well, if we can do that, I'm gonna go in the bathroom and tell Bloody Mary.
Speaker 2:Were you screaming in there.
Speaker 1:Hey look, bitch, we hit it sounds celebratory.
Speaker 2:Nah, I just. I was passing the kidney stone. Don't pay attention to the loud screams. Fuck yeah, I'm done, motherfucker, ignore all that. That was me venting about this kidney stone.
Speaker 3:Because the cold part about my wife she never take the bank account.
Speaker 2:There would be signs, there would be signs. There would be signs, I wouldn't have to say shit.
Speaker 1:You know what it is? Just shh.
Speaker 2:It's like you going to work today, oh, I'm going to work. No, they were like oh damn, you seem to be very like you usually let things stress you out at work.
Speaker 1:I'm good I'm leaving like hours early. No, I'm leaving like hours early.
Speaker 3:Like you know what I'm, I'm just going in long enough to keep the insurance you know what I can't do this today, the fuck I gotta go.
Speaker 2:Good morning, you know what that's too much. You know what you don't say good morning like that. It's best that I not be here today. I felt all the hostility in that good morning. You know what fuck that, what time is?
Speaker 3:that say damn that's great.
Speaker 1:And I say tell the dog, kevin, because the dog can the hostility in that. Good morning. You know what Fuck that. What time does that say Damn that's great.
Speaker 3:And I say tell the dog, Kevin, because a dog can't tell nobody else.
Speaker 1:No, I know, I get it, so it's our secret. He said person.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you weren't straight to a dog.
Speaker 3:I was like, like my wife says, I'm one of the few people she knows that I talk to dogs like they're human, because they understand.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, rocky understands, dean understands. Now after I put in the headlock.
Speaker 1:Hey, but wouldn't that be fun if the dog switched up on you Start talking. He's like hey got this 100 mils. Like well, nigga this food I got, it ain't really been hitting, I didn't want to say shit, because I knew how your finances was.
Speaker 2:But now I know you got it. Now I know you got it. I'm going to expect filet mignon, my nigga, like it better happen or I will snitch Like wait what Like damn my dog got me.
Speaker 3:Shit, I wouldn't even do nothing, crazy man, I'd just move, I'd be it. I wouldn't even do nothing, crazy man, I'd just move, I'd be at. I'd keep an old car to drive to work and an old car, not the new shit, I'd drive to new shit with my girl.
Speaker 1:You uh what you mean, you wouldn't do nothing, crazy I don't know Like I ain't.
Speaker 3:Where you moving Like around the corner, the brand new house. I don't need a big ass house.
Speaker 2:I would do what I saw a lot of motherfuckers in Menifee do. They bought that piece of land and built this big ass compound on it and you're looking at them like nigga. There's a house on Menifee Road If you drive.
Speaker 3:Nigga, if I have, if I would, it's a big ass house it. Oh, this nigga here. Yeah, I got a hundred million.
Speaker 1:I live a little longer. Yeah, just go right here.
Speaker 2:It's in the middle of nowhere and it's just on a big piece of land and you got a full basketball court.
Speaker 3:My only issue with that is I don't want satellite internet, so I got to be somewhere where I can get some fiber lines.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure, because it's not in the middle of nowhere, it's just where it itself. They just bought a land in the middle of.
Speaker 1:You got 100 mil. I think you can. I don't want this outlet connection. I think you can figure it out to get some good fiber wherever the fuck you. Hey Frontier, my nigga oh yeah, we got you Say hello, I think they'll show up. You're like hey look, I know you got better.
Speaker 2:So we're going to have this platinum package that we've never offered anyone, unless you know.
Speaker 3:The man cave would be spectacular and it's going to be off of the house. You're going to have to leave the house and go find me.
Speaker 1:That's more. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:That's not crazy, that's not crazy.
Speaker 1:I got a man cave house Over there.
Speaker 3:It's a one bedroom, one bath with a kitchenette. I go home one night, I freak with my man.
Speaker 2:That Marquise dude or cooking with.
Speaker 3:Keese. Hey bro, how much for a week.
Speaker 2:I said hey, my nigga, I grew up on White Castle, right, Figure it out, make it work for me. You feel me when I come back here, little sliders, you ain't leaving until Low carb, low calorie. Nigga, you got me Like all right, you ain't leaving until the recipe is done. When I feel like it's correct, I will give you the key to unlock yourself, so the police pull you over. Key to unlock yourself, so the police pull you over for driving too smooth. What's your excuse?
Speaker 3:I didn't want to spill my yak. I can't be in the corners like that. I can't spill my yak.
Speaker 1:Damn man. So you going to jail? This car is awesome.
Speaker 3:This car is awesome.
Speaker 1:You want to go for a ride? Nigga, let's go.
Speaker 2:Too smooth is a wild. I don't think I know how to answer the question. I'm like I'm driving too smooth. I think you should give me a reward for driving too.
Speaker 1:Driving too smooth yeah, I don't even know what that is. What is that like? Do I say it's like I can't? I just drive like this so you niggas never know what to do next, like shit, put my left on and turn right. See how slick that was I see a lot of people doing that shit. That'd be pissing me off. Welcome to my life.
Speaker 2:So you're stuck in a group chat where everyone replies with Kiki Palmer gifts only. How do you get your point across?
Speaker 1:I'm leaving, yeah.
Speaker 3:I was like can we not leave the group? I'm going to be out of that group chat. Can we not leave the group? I'm gonna be out of that group. Can we not leave the group shit might as well have been.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna tell my auntie maybe I'll send pictures of usher, yeah what's that?
Speaker 3:what's that movie from that? That ghost movie that she was in with old boy, the horror movie where she was holding the body. I'll probably send that one back, but this will do for y'all if I don't be like so you're just gonna throw like stop texting me, y'all just got kiki fucked up, oh lord or uh, what was the other one?
Speaker 2:was it nope or up or no? It nope, right, I thought she was.
Speaker 3:I thought she was.
Speaker 1:The sister.
Speaker 3:Nope, oh.
Speaker 2:Alright. So you're on a fake date with a celebrity crush, but you can only speak in song lyrics. Go.
Speaker 1:A fake date.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't see nothing wrong.
Speaker 1:My celebrity crush? Yeah, I don't see that wrong. My celebrity crush? Yeah, I don't see that wrong. I'm not going to sing that one, I'm going to give her H-Town. I want to freak you. Oh no, that's Jodeci, my bad H-Town's knocking the boots. Yeah, knocking the boots, that's fine too.
Speaker 2:Is there any more room?
Speaker 3:for me in those jeans.
Speaker 1:Just don't do none of the dances currently it's going to be at SeaWorld soon.
Speaker 2:I would love to go to that one. Yeah, he's going to be there soon. I would have liked to go to the Fat Joe and the Ying Yang Twins one.
Speaker 3:They were there. What about Trina oh?
Speaker 2:shit, no, just no. Just. I I mean yeah, trina, for different reasons, but it's uh, no for that, because the the videos and clips I saw it made me laugh though those ones. That's why I wish I could have been, especially in yin yang 21.
Speaker 1:I was like this is wild, like seeing people's reaction I was like this is for kids this is a kids part. This nigga's about to pass out. I just want to see if genuine falls in the water yeah, I just with that head, he might ooh shit, don't that genuine?
Speaker 2:come on, you're trapped in a soul train line and have to impress with an original dance move. Describe your move.
Speaker 1:It's not that original.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to walk through.
Speaker 1:I'm going to do the washing machine or the sprinkler. No, the washing machine, it's the tumble, the tumble. Just throw your hands like a jellyfish.
Speaker 2:I will do my own variation of the moonwalk, which is called dust. I'm not going to be able to get any kind of walking off. It's called the dust scoop because I'm going to be tripping on my feet and I'm not going to actually be able to get to the line. They're going to feel bad and they're just going to let me out of the line.
Speaker 3:I think I'm going to mix the floss with the carton dance. Wow, I'm going to mix the floss with the cartoon dance. Yeah, wow.
Speaker 2:Or why don't?
Speaker 3:you do the.
Speaker 1:Rick Ross.
Speaker 2:The original, the vigorous.
Speaker 1:No man, I'm going to get you kicked off the show. Oh no, Then if you're throwing it, then and they'll be like you know what.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck out of here. I'm off the line.
Speaker 3:Or do that? Do that the shit Cat Williams did at the McDonald's? Oh, the every day.
Speaker 1:No, the Rick Ross moonwalk. Remember that he didn't try.
Speaker 3:It's because he had Reeboks on and he was trying to do it.
Speaker 2:In a video. So I'm going to test you guys with Simon. It's because he had Reeboks on and he was trying to do it Alright In a video. So I'm going to test you guys with an assignment. It's too, hard. Create an all-time black sitcom family. Who's your dad? Who's your mom? Sibling, best friend and neighbor.
Speaker 3:Okay, it's actually ain't that hard. Okay, so the dad is Uncle Phil, right, the mom is going to be. It's actually ain't that hard, okay. So the dad is Uncle Phil, all for it. Right, the mom is going to be the mom from Sister. Sister Lisa. No from Sister.
Speaker 2:Sister. Is that her name? Yeah, Lisa Jack A.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right, that's the mom. My sibling is going to be Urkel, urkel, urkel. Okay, and then my best friend would be. I'd probably say, yeah, tia, and Tamara's brother, smart guy the little big ear motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, smart guy okay or junior ear motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Yeah, smart guy, okay, yeah, okay, our junior from my wife and kids okay, okay we'll be in some shit we're going all stars.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go with rock as the dad. The rock, the rock, rock okay rock, okay. And then the mom I'm gonna go with uh, damn, what's the name of that show. And then the mom I'm gonna go with uh, damn, what's the name of that show. What's the? You know? Uh, blackish to the grandma, or the mom, oh, jennifer Lewis.
Speaker 2:Jennifer Lewis.
Speaker 1:I got to meet Jennifer Lewis. Some person chill person.
Speaker 3:She's funny as fuck.
Speaker 2:I saw her. I recognize her because I saw, I heard her voice first, because I was her voice first, because I was like sitting there and she was like yeah, Kobe. I said that voice sounds oddly familiar and I'm in the nosebleeds. I'm like nah, I look over. I said it's fucking Jennifer Lewis and she was just sitting in the nosebleeds. She's chilling.
Speaker 1:That's dope. Where was I at Sibling Sibling? Yeah, this is where it gets interesting. Lunel as a sibling Sibling, yep, that should be entertaining Yep the neighbor.
Speaker 3:Are you already on huh?
Speaker 1:The neighbor is going to be Dave Dave Chappelle, because that's going to be a hell of a neighbor, yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't think he's going to bother you.
Speaker 1:I don't think he's gonna bother you. I don't think he's gonna say funny, you're never gonna know what he's gonna do. He's gonna say funny quirks like hey, nigga. Well, every once in a while he'll do the wilson and we're gonna spice it up. We're gonna spice it up with the friend, with the friend. This is, this is gonna make it. Let's dull it down a little bit. I'm taking al borland.
Speaker 2:That's the homie it's a black sitcom. Oh, it's black well he's, he's adjacent he's, he's, you know adjacent.
Speaker 1:He got a little, he got a little, he got that.
Speaker 3:He make the flannel every, every black sitcom had that one white person.
Speaker 1:That's yeah only a nigga could make some shit look good. That's the spice up All right let's see.
Speaker 2:It's for the black sitcom for me, so I actually did like the dad from smart guy.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Uh, it was more relatable to me because I you know, he was a single father Like it. It was more related to me. But, uh, the dad from a smart guy. Um, the mom. I liked the original Aunt Viv.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what else Shit when? God damn it. Dark skin Mom sibling, sibling, fuck Sibling. Yeah, fuck sibling. Yeah, it's gonna be mainly smart guy, because I like Jason Weaver that's a good one and the best friend would be Omar. Then it goes funny as fuck to me as the best friend.
Speaker 1:So as long as he'll be smart, omar was. He was the friend. Your brother is smart as fuck to me as the best friend, so as long as he'll be smart, omar was. So you just want to be a smart guy.
Speaker 2:He was the friend. Your brother is smart.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the big ears, yeah, okay, yeah, I was picturing him.
Speaker 1:That's Omar Gooden. Okay, oh yeah, it was Omar. Who am I?
Speaker 3:picturing.
Speaker 1:The nigga. That's who I was thinking about. Waldo, I couldn't think of his name.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like him, but I feel like waldo would be a funny neighbor yeah yeah, jazz is the best friend because I could always see, I guess can we?
Speaker 3:can we do a of uh older shows like like 70s right now? Yeah, go ahead, alright, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3:For the dad I'm going George Jefferson. For mom I'm going Thea. Thea just likes she can cook, Wasn't all the kids, the small-A kids on? Thea just likes she can cook, wasn't all the the kids?
Speaker 2:the small, a kids on Thea.
Speaker 3:I think so for a sibling. I'm going anyway, keep going for a sibling, I'm going. Jj, mr Dynamite, dynamite, best friend, I'm gonna go. Michael from, also from Good Times, and for a neighbor I'm going to go. Michael from, also from Good Times, and for neighbor I'm going to go. I'm going to just take the whole cast of Golden Girls as my neighbors. I feel like that'd be hilarious.
Speaker 2:So you brought old white woman into it Jamie Lee Curtis. Baby, I'm not mad at it Every time that name was said. I have an image in my head what uh true lies, yeah, yeah sure yeah, that's what we're doing sure that's what it is trading places freak your Friday freak your Friday interviews, she know what she's doing yeah, absolutely, sir, that's what I'd be yelling.
Speaker 1:Interviews, she knows, she would know. Yeah, absolutely Sir, dump him out. That's where I'd be yelling.
Speaker 3:But sir huh.
Speaker 2:Okay, were you going to do it, because I don't have an old school one.
Speaker 1:No, I don't got one. I was maybe Willis, that's the neighbor.
Speaker 2:If you could only bring three soulful dishes to every cookout for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Speaker 3:are we doing size domain? Are we just doing size are we doing? Are the meats count?
Speaker 1:meats count damn fuck, why you gumbo?
Speaker 3:that's.
Speaker 1:That's a cheat code yeah, fuck it, I'm trying to, if I could only bring three. You know what I like red beans and rice. That's two.
Speaker 3:I know they go together. I'm gonna text my wife make some god damn red beans and rice. You know what?
Speaker 1:damn. Is that in the same vein? Cause I fuck with these. Uh, uh, the black guy piece, but I don't know if that's too close to the.
Speaker 3:I don't like to the uh, with or without fergie well, if we're talking monetization with fergie I just want to take this time to say shout out to nelly for talking about she got thicker. That's why I'm shouting her out.
Speaker 2:I mean, she's been thick for a while but she got thicker. I'm not mad at it either way.
Speaker 1:Wait, could you meet me halfway? I know that's Fergie. Yeah, yeah, hmm.
Speaker 3:Oh, this is hard. Okay, number one for me is going to be yams. I love yams, can? Number one for me is going to be yams.
Speaker 1:I love yams. Can you get to the yams who?
Speaker 3:don't Fuck, I'm going to have to go greens number two, because I do love some greens. I'm going to have to get a meat pause in there. Big meat yeah, probably going to go beef ribs is on me. I'm gonna let that go why we talking about brisket or what nah.
Speaker 1:I don't know mac and cheese. Mac and cheese well, yeah, no shit, depending on who makes it the cornbread mac and cheese?
Speaker 2:well, yeah, no shit, depending on who makes it the cornbread it's kinda hard to fuck up cornbread.
Speaker 1:Well, you making it, you bringing it no, fucking up cornbread fucking up cornbread? Did they try to do it from scratch and didn't put nothing in it?
Speaker 2:it's not that hard to fuck up cornbread. And this is gonna be different because it's not that hard to fuck up cornbread. And this is going to be different because it's not at the soul food but it speaks to my soul. Niggas, Carne, asada.
Speaker 1:As long as you didn't say like quinoa.
Speaker 2:No carne asada, nigga. It might not be soul food, but it speaks to my soul, nigga.
Speaker 3:Just Mexican soul. See, I felt like we should have had like three per item.
Speaker 1:Like three.
Speaker 3:Should have had like three per per item, like three proteins, three sides. Are you trying to bring the whole damn table? This ain't chipotle, nigga, this is hard. This is a pause that you know. I want to say fried catfish. I do love me some fried catfish yeah, you keep that all right.
Speaker 2:Who would you rather? Lose your phone for a week? Attend a family reunion with all your exes present?
Speaker 3:yeah, I will attend the family reunion with all my exes.
Speaker 2:Further, then lose your phone, yeah damn.
Speaker 1:Hey, I don't think he got a long list right, it's not and they're friendly with my wife.
Speaker 3:Hey, what up, it's not to be a bad time.
Speaker 2:I said I'll do it out the phone for her, because I already know how it is that bitch. I got to be here for a week. What I got to deal with this passive-aggressive shit for a week. Did he do that, uh-huh? Did he do that, uh-huh?
Speaker 1:I'd be cool with that.
Speaker 2:The phone, I don't think I want to do for a whole week.
Speaker 1:I think I need a break from technology anyway I mean, yeah, that graveyard shit for me, man it be getting rough.
Speaker 2:It's hard time. I think I'll realize how much 24 hours in a day really feels like without a phone for a week, like I got that Instagram. The past Like shit.
Speaker 3:I just go get a book.
Speaker 2:They're like like hey, let's check your screen time this week that's true, I'm starting to read again. That's true, yeah you like damn man.
Speaker 3:I got through a lot of books that I got the key with reading is you have to actually read something you enjoy or you will fall asleep. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I read a lot of Kobe, like the, all, the, the, the special edition magazines and shit that I have is Kobe book. The mama mentality he was like, this is different.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't. I don't read when I'm tired. I learned that, and this fall. I'll be typing emails at work sometimes and I wake up and it's like just whatever. I fell asleep with oh shit, that's how long I know.
Speaker 2:I know that's morbid. It just popped in my head like some people was typing out there like typing something and like had a heart attack or a stroke and they just left on that button. I was like I think this is the moment when he died.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna go out on a limb. What time was that last L, that first L phrase?
Speaker 2:time of death was, uh, when he sent this email, ain't that?
Speaker 1:how macho Am I making that up? Did Macho man have a heart attack and hit a tree?
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I remember somebody said that in the Navy and I was like, is that real? And I was like I think that's what happened.
Speaker 2:I could be wrong. I know a lot of people's takes on Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 1:Oh, everyone's. All of them hated him.
Speaker 2:That's when they're going to die in the house Like God damn, no remorse, Zero fucks given Like shit. Anyway, which would you pick? Unlimited free haircuts for life or unlimited free Jordans? But they can only be white on white.
Speaker 3:I guess I'm going to take the Jordans. I can't use them.
Speaker 2:I don't know. They can make you stay looking like Shaft for the rest of your life, and then they keep your beard.
Speaker 1:What about the beard?
Speaker 3:That's a part of haircut too. I mean pause.
Speaker 1:That's a pause.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I, I mean pause, that's a pause yeah, I shouldn't have said that I'll just take the Jordans. I can resell those this is true.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna go with the haircuts I'm gonna go with the haircuts too.
Speaker 1:I know how much they cost. I was like I don't rock Jordans like that.
Speaker 2:I've been wearing the same pair of Jordans on this podcast for about a year now, or a year and a half. I don't feel any. I should get another pair. No, I shouldn't. I got this with a firm, so Like.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's all about my truck, yeah.
Speaker 2:Just hey man.
Speaker 3:It is what it is. We're going to charge you $3,000 every two weeks.
Speaker 1:If a nigga can do a firm on a car, it will be over.
Speaker 2:Over. I just still think it's crazy that you can buy a car on Amazon.
Speaker 1:That's a surprise. You can buy a casket at Costco. That's the craziest shit in the world to me.
Speaker 2:That's like a tongue twister.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a whole ass casket.
Speaker 2:Say that shit three times fast.
Speaker 1:I don't Nah.
Speaker 2:Casket at Costco. The casket at Costco, All right. Who would you trust to save you in a crisis? Uncle Phil Pops from the Wayans Bros oh shit, I didn't even think about that. Or Monique From the Parkers?
Speaker 3:I think I think you in good hands With all three.
Speaker 1:It don't really matter. I was almost Said hell, no With Pops, but then I remember how many times he came through for them.
Speaker 3:Nah Pops came through for him.
Speaker 2:He came through for him All the time. And if all else fails, that belt came and then just to see the, the yeah boy yeah, I think I'm gonna go, uncle Phil.
Speaker 3:I'm still going, uncle Phil just cause I always think about the damn when it came in with that pool stick it was like oh, nigga stick, I'm sweet and the resources.
Speaker 2:What did?
Speaker 3:he say, was it? Was it Dorothy Jeffrey? Break off Dorothy. I said damn, yeah, he's a judge he played him good too, with that shit.
Speaker 1:Rest in peace yeah, yeah, he might be able to get niggas killed. Yeah, I shouldn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but fuck it, let's be real and we're talking uncle phil from the, fucking the drama one nigga.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah hey, will, what'd you get into? I got a couple buddies in the lapd that can get that nigga different.
Speaker 2:That one was like, yeah, I think he's for sure probably had somebody killed, especially that Jeffrey on Shit. I said this nigga got a checkered past. I said this is a different Jeffrey than I grew up on. Jeffrey's a little different, like he organized crime in the UK nigga. But yeah, so with that being said, this has been episode 211 of the Heavyweight Podcast, I hope you enjoy rocking with us, going down memory lane and talking about these black situations and funny moments, because sometimes you just need to laugh. You feel me, until next time.
Speaker 3:Hold on real quick. I just thought about that For the TV question. Can I have just Harry from Harry and the Hens? Send me my neighbor, just Harry, you talking about the fucking Sasquatch.
Speaker 2:I mean two inches old nigga, is it?
Speaker 3:just the woods next to you, then that or our elf, I think that would hopefully be hilarious. The elf would be eating everybody's cats, nigga.
Speaker 1:Can they be roommates? I think that should be hilarious.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I think that shit be hilarious. I don't know. I've heard.
Speaker 2:I know we joke, but I've heard nigga. They speak of Harry. They said that nigga smelled. So hey, you was like nigga Harry's around. How'd you know?
Speaker 3:You can smell it.
Speaker 2:But yeah, shout out to Des, she could not be here, but she's here with us in spirit, always Like, subscribe, share and comment All that shit Until next time. We love you, peace, peace, goodbye.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm sweating. That's a wrap y'all. That's how she wrote. So, as I mentioned, click like subscribe. Tune in we on the Austrian platform. So.
