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The Heavyweight Podcast Season 1 Episode 198

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What do dad jokes, dream vacations, body image struggles, and walkie-talkie job resignations have in common?
They all collide in this wildly entertaining and unexpectedly vulnerable episode of The Heavyweight Podcast.

From the jump, the crew’s signature banter sets the tone for an unfiltered ride packed with gut-busting laughs and real-life reflections. Whether it’s cracking dad jokes that deserve groans (and a few gold stars), or revealing their ultimate travel destinations—from the peace of Bali to the flavor of Japan—this episode offers a little bit of everything.

But don’t get it twisted—there’s depth, too.

Things get personal when the conversation turns to insecurities and identity. One host bravely unpacks the psychological toll of body dysmorphia after weight loss, while another reflects on the pain of feeling unloved in one-sided relationships. It’s raw. It’s real. And it might just speak directly to your heart.

The laughs return as the crew dives into their Black card confessions—like hating certain soul foods or vibing to “white music”—challenging cultural stereotypes while celebrating their roots. And just when you think the vibe couldn’t get better, they drop some of the wildest job horror stories you’ve ever heard (Target employees, beware).

🎧 It’s hilarious. It’s healing. It’s Heavyweight.

If you like honest conversations served with a side of comedy, hit that like, subscribe, and share button to join our growing community of listeners who appreciate keeping it real—no matter the topic.

Speaker 1:

Welcome to the Heavyweight Podcast.

Speaker 2:

The message behind saying the title of the Heavyweight Podcast is to be able to say that we can weigh in on some heavy shit. What we're talking about is important from every aspect of it. It's a heavy weight. It's not just about physical weight, but the weight of things that can weigh our minds. So I think it's dope that we can have this conversation. So I think it's dope that we can have this conversation.

Speaker 1:

I remember some chick used to cry to that song. That was her song.

Speaker 3:

She couldn't listen to you ever cry to that song, drug bailed, ever cry to drug bailed.

Speaker 2:

I've never cried to a song not once you ain't never done.

Speaker 1:

No shrooms then would you like to what's up everybody.

Speaker 4:

It's your girl, there's the diva and this is episode 198 of the heavyweight podcast I'm back again just being a diva with these three awesome black men.

Speaker 1:

Introduce yourself, gentlemen oh, I'm tapered up ellis fade on point. Nah, it's just all leaving, but I go by, tapered up ellis. Introduce yourself, gentlemen. Oh, I'm Tapered Up, ellis Fade on point. Nah, it's just all even, but I go by, tapered Up Ellis.

Speaker 3:

It's your boy, molito, and I'm Confused. Mcfly, why are you confused?

Speaker 1:

He's confused I know that is a tough question to ask a nigga that's confused like you.

Speaker 4:

How is y'all?

Speaker 1:

week. Um too long Waiting, Waiting. What are you waiting for? Hey, now say now, I'm all about my yen.

Speaker 3:

Oh, this nigga got concert money.

Speaker 1:

I'm way too important, I'm way too important.

Speaker 3:

I'm way too important. Hey, on that day, just pick me up and leave your wife here. I'll take your ticket. None of them tickets was $4.99.

Speaker 2:

Baby, you think?

Speaker 1:

I got money, I don't got no money. A lot of this Free shit Affirm. We've discussed this on many episodes.

Speaker 3:

Speaking of money that's free but not free. I got paid an extra week of vacation for no reason and thank you, oh word, yeah.

Speaker 1:

So lunch is on you.

Speaker 3:

Nah, that money quickly went to a gymnastics camp in Sam's.

Speaker 4:

Club.

Speaker 3:

So we're going to eat and she gonna, we gonna be out in. We gonna be out in in Phoenix in a couple months doing a little camp alright it's gonna be hot as fuck.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna be inside, it's yeah it's different. I know is it.

Speaker 3:

I know. That's why I'm in the car make sure it has auto start.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, yeah, get that AC on before you get in. Yeah, that's why I'm in the car, make sure it has auto start. Yeah, okay, yeah, get that AC on before you get in. Yeah, I promise, mr Confused, what's up? Confucius?

Speaker 4:

How was your week, darling?

Speaker 2:

Couldn't tell you, couldn't tell you.

Speaker 4:

You was high.

Speaker 2:

No, no, I didn't drink any shroom tea.

Speaker 4:

Is it tea or is it? No, it's camera. You can talk to me later.

Speaker 1:

Fair, fair, fair.

Speaker 2:

Other than that, just work and trying to fly under the radar.

Speaker 3:

Okay, okay, great. How's that working out for you?

Speaker 2:

A lot of people know me so I guess I failed.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, you're kind of popular for somebody that's trying to be under the radar.

Speaker 2:

Anywho, let's go ahead and move on these questions were cultivated by who, kevin, motherfucking Ellis.

Speaker 4:

Oh wait, before we go there. I had a good week. I just got back from Seattle.

Speaker 3:

And I bought a new car.

Speaker 4:

I'm dead now.

Speaker 2:

What'd you get?

Speaker 4:

A Chevy Equinox.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's right. I remember I'm dead now. What'd you get? A Chevy Equinox Shouldn't have done that. Oh, that's right. That's right Because we thought you yeah, I remember.

Speaker 3:

Got a mean. The transmission just fell out of my mouth.

Speaker 4:

Because you had an issue with your transmission.

Speaker 1:

Damn you just should have told her I gotta know what that was you doing Sight the sight.

Speaker 3:

I, I'm finna import my one of them Chinese cars, cause those shits, look fire it's about 100% tax 200%.

Speaker 2:

Actually it's 200% tax.

Speaker 3:

It's terrific yeah right, I don't know what about this witch, but that was good. Yeah, hi, how are you good, okay, okay. So did you pay for the auto start?

Speaker 4:

you started the car for your phone I can't start the car for my phone, did you? So you pay for it, so they got you you know, I, you, you have like this, like hey guys, something she's happy today. How the fuck can I rain on this bitch parade?

Speaker 3:

talk to me about it later no well, I asked that because they got me at first too Right, because they give you like a couple months free. But then when you see the price, when you got to pay for it the first time, shit, fuck, I ain't paying that shit. It do come in clutch so when it's hot and you can start your car from your phone.

Speaker 2:

That's tear rough. Oh my God Tear rough. Get it, I got it. These are dad jokes. They're not funny.

Speaker 3:

No, they're funny.

Speaker 4:

For dads. They're hilarious. One of the damn questions on the questions that were cultivated by Kevin. We'll just go right to the bottom of the list and go that way. What's your favorite dad joke? I don't have a dad joke. How do you not have a dad?

Speaker 2:

joke, I just gave you one.

Speaker 4:

I know he gave us one. I don't. I only niggas I ever heard do dad jokes. Is you niggas? So I don't know, nobody know dad jokes my dad don't tell them. Motherfucking jokes my dad a crip so he don't tell them motherfucking jokes you've been in the world, you've dad jokes. That nigga tell jokes about people.

Speaker 3:

Okay, he don't tell dad jokes, which I consider to be dad jokes. I don't think I have a favorite dad joke. I like them all.

Speaker 1:

You don't have one Minus.

Speaker 3:

I do like the Minus. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1:

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Speaker 3:

What do you call it Fish?

Speaker 4:

It's my favorite, mcfly. Do you have a favorite, dan joke he gave us a couple he did?

Speaker 3:

he gave us a couple the one that's at the top of my list is it goes. Why are pediatricians so easily angered? Because they have very little patience.

Speaker 1:

Oh, my God.

Speaker 4:

This might be some shit that like like dad's tale and dad's fine funny.

Speaker 1:

Oh, they're great, like snoop's favorite weather you don't think?

Speaker 4:

chris brown has dad jokes and I'm gonna laugh at all of them.

Speaker 1:

Chuckle, just laugh good jokes, probably whack though they're probably amazing.

Speaker 3:

Run it, run it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, run it, run it why did this outlet do flip? Oh my God, what's Snoop's favorite weather? I don't know, the drizzle.

Speaker 4:

Okay, y'all get on my nerve. Oh God, what's?

Speaker 3:

a what's a pig favorite karate move? A what what's a pig favorite karate move?

Speaker 4:

I don't know A pork chop. Ooh, that's a good one. Then you made the sound. I like that. I don't. There's no. Is it just dad jokes or they're mom jokes?

Speaker 3:

They're mom jokes too. They're not as funny.

Speaker 4:

I've never heard. No, women do that, because women are not funny.

Speaker 3:

My friends are not funny, I'm just lying, my friends are hilarious.

Speaker 4:

You think I don't hang around. Funny bitches Funny in a different way. They gotta be bitches.

Speaker 3:

We gotta stop calling them bitches unless they really bitches.

Speaker 4:

No, you gotta stop calling them bitches.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to change my name to Stack why, sinners oh, I got you, I got you, I got you yeah oh my god.

Speaker 4:

What's your favorite place you've gone on vacation, I'm sorry. What's your favorite place you've gone on vacation? My house. And what's your next? What's your next? Your place is any place in the fucking balcony. And what's your next dream vacation?

Speaker 1:

my favorite London, london, england oh okay, that's pretty cool. I was nah, that was, I didn't have children then, so I just had to pay pay for my plane did you walk around saying isn't it? I walked around, lost though I didn't know where. I didn't say do that, but I do remember the chick dissing homie at the club that was hilarious. She called him Ali G and I was like damn, that was fucked up, Isn't it, Isn't it? Get the fuck up off me, Ali G. I was like damn.

Speaker 2:

I have a problem with not being able to use that in the right context.

Speaker 1:

I want to. That's the right context. Next one malita, are you?

Speaker 4:

stealing the dream one.

Speaker 1:

Well, I guess the next one dream will be to take the family.

Speaker 3:

Oh, never mind.

Speaker 1:

He said he's out.

Speaker 2:

We need to bring families.

Speaker 1:

I want to take them out. I'll see out the country somewhere, okay.

Speaker 2:

I was going to say Orange County.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, that's not. No, they probably won't like us. My.

Speaker 3:

Damn nah, they. They probably won't like us. My uh, damn, I don't like this question.

Speaker 3:

My favorite vacation was also also was kind of it has like it hurts a little bit at the same time because of what happened, but my favorite vacation was the staycation I had with my wife in San Diego for a weekend. We had a great time. We was lit right down gas lamp, drunk as shit on them birds. We shouldn't have been on them birds because we was fucked up. We was fucked up. It was a good vacation. Um, uh, god damn, that's nasty. Now I'm thinking about that shit. Um, and then my uh dream man, I wanna go to Japan, really, just so I can see my anime, so I can see my anime I just wanna see my anime shit.

Speaker 4:

Oh, and to eat he didn't want to go to Japan, really you wanna go eat in Japan like?

Speaker 3:

yeah, fresh. I like sushi fresh, okay, sashimi like fresh octopus and shit.

Speaker 1:

I'm not eating that shit cause, that's they eat it live.

Speaker 3:

No, I bet that rice is fire too perfect Vegas.

Speaker 2:

That was.

Speaker 3:

My favorite vacation was Vegas not the time the car got to them right why you gotta bring old man.

Speaker 2:

I was thinking it wasn't that time. Actually it was that time god damn it. So you look good in the back but I went multiple times, so we just going to say it's a culmination.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, what's the?

Speaker 2:

dream. The dream is um, I'd like to do uh, I don't know. I I mean Japan does sound dope, but maybe like some sort of uh wherever Drake stayed in Australia, just so I can throw my sandal, what's some flying drone?

Speaker 3:

you on your own, I stayed in the same room when I see the goddamn spiders and shit from.

Speaker 4:

I'm going to Australia all together.

Speaker 1:

I would love to go to Australia if Australia is yours, australia is yours.

Speaker 3:

I just want to be beached somewhere, yeah trying to be on nipples out and everything I would want to do a train, but like whoa, see that's the last episode, are you sure?

Speaker 1:

never mind this.

Speaker 4:

I've not really ever been on vacation. What, yeah, I've never been on vacation. I'm going, I'm going to vegas, but that's not going vacation to me. That's like I went to vegas you ain't been flew out, no damn flew out never been on vacation but um. My dream vacation is to um, to bali um I I yeah, because when I think of of places that I want to go, it's always some place that I can have some type of spiritual connection. So I would want to go to bali.

Speaker 1:

I would want to meditate there, I would want to do a class. I got my, my homegirl went out there and she lived out there for a minute I'm that.

Speaker 4:

That is a big fear of mine, because I do tend to go places and then getting apart me.

Speaker 2:

That's how, that's, that's how, uh, that's how I'm tend to go places and then get an apartment.

Speaker 4:

That's how I. I'm scared to go to Seattle next week because I might not bring my ass back. That's how I ended up in Virginia.

Speaker 1:

I went on vacation in Virginia, the prices ain't the same as Virginia when you go to Seattle.

Speaker 4:

I seen the Airbnbs and I was like, oh yeah, hell no.

Speaker 3:

If you go to Seattle, you coming back, I'm coming back. I have family in Seattle and Tacoma.

Speaker 1:

I love it, but not Seattle.

Speaker 3:

If you want to be depressed eight months out the year, it's a great place. It's a great place for emo people.

Speaker 1:

No, I like the rain. Okay, I'm not an emo. Put me up and show me up.

Speaker 2:

Or could she not stand the?

Speaker 4:

rain, she couldn't stand it.

Speaker 3:

She couldn't stand it but it was her window though.

Speaker 4:

I might do Dubai actually, when I think about it Dubai sounds dope, just so you can tell a bitch to shut up.

Speaker 3:

I can't tell that story.

Speaker 4:

I can't go to Dubai cause I'm going to jail. They gonna get your ass at the airport.

Speaker 3:

I'm gonna have a crop top at the airport, at the fucking airport, I'm going to have a crop top on.

Speaker 4:

They can get me at the fucking airport.

Speaker 1:

I can promise you you'll be all right.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

After a certain time I saw a lot of burkas come off and you like, was you wearing that under there?

Speaker 2:

So what? Okay, fuck it.

Speaker 1:

So you only have to be covered at certain. Hey, listen, I don't know the culture, but I do remember what I saw and I went oh, y'all still out here, the baddies was out there like with natalie nunn and they didn't go to jail.

Speaker 4:

So they fight every goddamn couple of homies. They fight every goddamn day Couple of homies.

Speaker 1:

And then she had a burgo earlier in the day.

Speaker 4:

Dubai sounds beautiful. And they got some good ass food.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because it's not theirs.

Speaker 4:

Whose is it? Everyone else oh well, who chocolate? The little chocolate with the pistachios on the inside? Whose chocolate is?

Speaker 3:

that they be calling that the little Dubai chocolate. They got one who started it?

Speaker 4:

I'm saying it started anyways, what song, lyric or movie would best describe your life? Right, what?

Speaker 2:

you didn't finish the question describe your current life.

Speaker 4:

I ain't doing that.

Speaker 3:

You go first no, no, you can't say lyric or movie song album.

Speaker 2:

I'll go Go ahead. Stutter McFly's been on one Bust nuts before I leave, so I don't forget where I come from. Do dirt up all my lonesome. Admit that I have grown from being a long-gumming Rumlins. I was up to something, must admit it.

Speaker 3:

The 16s have been custom fitted to cut through the guts of critics. I think that's cheating. You shouldn't be able to use your own words. Hey, hey, no, because he has a connection with all his lyrics. There's no rules.

Speaker 1:

No rules. I mean I don't have any From my past that I could prove I'd be like nigga shut the fuck up, okay you could say Menage, a Trois Nights. That was me, me that was his, but I have never experienced such a thing, so I can't speak on that that shit was wild I gotta ask you want me to ask.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, um, mine would be one fish, two fish. Shut the fuck up Red fish, blue fish.

Speaker 1:

Is this the Meek Mill one?

Speaker 3:

Because I remember he did this in a song, big neck, paddy whack, give a bug, a bone, 2,000 oops out of time, my bacon smelling fine. I'm just always hungry. I'm just always hungry.

Speaker 2:

Kevin looked like nigga. Did you Kevin's looking like nigga? Did you nigga? Did you just take the?

Speaker 3:

question Nah, but be real, um, it'd be that uh big X to pull in line when he says um, uh, I've been doing, um, I think I think he said I've been doing. Uh think you said I've been doing not great, but good, like I feel like I'm doing good, but I just I feel like I'm not. I can always take it to another level.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna go against my own thing and I'm gonna go with an album nigga, that's not you okay that's your own damn question, yeah change the rules.

Speaker 3:

I mean, y'all niggas the lyrics, but I'm gonna do it all.

Speaker 1:

Go ahead, or a movie, go ahead, or a movie or you. I was trying to say something go ahead. What's the answer? Nigga. It sounds so cliche cause I'm in that 50 cent mode right now, oh okay get rich or die trying.

Speaker 2:

Get rich or die trying, oh shit why you Get rich or die trying.

Speaker 1:

Why are you doing that? That's corny as shit. Well nigga, I'm trying to get rich Because I can't say clickety clank, I'm not there.

Speaker 3:

You're trying to get rich and I'm out here window shopping, so I guess we all got a little fit, des probably Jasmine Sullivan's In Love With Another man.

Speaker 4:

Oh, wow from the south nope, and but probably not for the reasons you think. Just the lyrics of the song they get me right now, and probably Chris Brown's Dream oh, you do it too, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, definitely. That's why that's it.

Speaker 3:

I could have gave y'all a lot of lyrics. I could have gave y'all a lot of lyrics and remind me of my wife, but I didn't do that.

Speaker 1:

I tried to. You're probably living the secret life of Walter Mitty, though.

Speaker 3:

Really yeah, you cooking up something.

Speaker 2:

I was looking at lyrics that I was trying to say, Since you said not my lyrics so. I was going to. There was a, but that one has not. Is this how I'm feeling at the moment?

Speaker 1:

It don't even have to be how you're feeling.

Speaker 2:

It could be just what's happening. So this part of the song I I know you didn't like the song, uh, maurice, but it was the. So stay safe or get left with chest on your face as death weighs as your for your last breath, I'm gonna pass the test. Yes, I'm a master chef. I want to taste and pay for it. They claim they real, but they're seldom straightforward. The pain I feel on the frame gets transmuted to dangerous flame. That's how I was. That part stuck out to me and it's how I felt at the moment. So that's the closest lyric I can say, besides my own shit. Then, when I heard him, he was like people claim they're real, but seldom straightforward. Yeah, it hit me.

Speaker 1:

There's one I have, but I don't remember who it was, so I couldn't look it up. It was like the key lock. I think it was key lock where, like people ask how I'm doing and then you'd be like I'm fine, but why are you asking, and some shit like that. Where?

Speaker 2:

they don't nobody give a fuck, and my favorite phrase of all time was actually hot, hot. When they ask you how you doing, tell them better than them I'll let you that one.

Speaker 1:

I do like that one, you good.

Speaker 4:

I almost struck a chord with her, that's right. Take you down. I really want to.

Speaker 1:

What's the next question?

Speaker 3:

You sweating this shit.

Speaker 4:

Shut up. What was your first passion and how aligned are you to your current? How is that aligned to your current life?

Speaker 3:

My first passion was food. I are you to your current how is that aligned to your current life? My first passion was food and it don't align my life. I didn't know. I see your balcony. I had food before I had pussy, but when I got pussy it went to the top. Shit, nasty your first passion was food and it don't aligned with my current goals so you just ate everything shit, fat, fat fuck.

Speaker 1:

I like it. That's my new passion eating yeah, I should be working on it, mine. Music, it's music, rapping and shit. How aligned is my life with it? Now, not at all. I mean, I listen to it, but I don't mean rapping and shit spit some shit right now you know tiktok, that's all I got oh it rhymes better than happy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's mine musica it had to be music. I think since I was younger I can remember music was always prevalent, so music I still rap on occasion, I think. Since I was younger, I remember music was always prevalent Music.

Speaker 3:

I still rap on occasion Bars, bars, that's it music and basketball.

Speaker 2:

There were two of the things that I were most, but yeah, music is still here and I still. It's still part of me, so so you still hoop. I still hoop, but not the same back then I was hooping with niggas my age that that was possibly trying to have a career out of this. Now it's just niggas trying to stay alive. It's a different song. But music it's still active enough that people still want to work with me.

Speaker 1:

Music yeah.

Speaker 4:

Yes, my first passion that I can remember was fashion. To be honest, shit Fuck y'all.

Speaker 2:

Did you know I had a standing offer to to go to fidm when I was in high school um, I didn't know that shoe design, you would have been really good at that. That's where my wife went yeah, that's why I that was supposed to go there and I ended up going there and buying stuff you can do both. They're right down the street from you yeah, I used to design shoes and, uh, I was gonna make some you know who make some stutter steps.

Speaker 4:

I would have been tight, I would have been tight.

Speaker 3:

You still can do that you know who need help.

Speaker 2:

LeBron. I was going to make female shoes and call them stutter stilettos.

Speaker 4:

Nice, I would have worn those. I like that.

Speaker 1:

I made some air hawks, had the design and all Back in middle school Copyright. Then I realized I didn't have no money.

Speaker 2:

I don't think I've ever told anyone that before.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, I love it. I love fashion. Is that exclusive?

Speaker 2:

That was exclusive. I've never told anyone that before.

Speaker 4:

I was supposed to go to FIDM. You wouldn't have been. The shoes would have been. I would have worn them fuck them, let's not.

Speaker 1:

Let's link up, no put ass sweat and uh no, some stutter steps together yes, maybe just yes don't you try to diss ass, sweat nigga like what's wrong with you. Yes, ass sweat watch when ass sweat hits, you gonna be on it. You gonna be like, oh, I got my ass sweat.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna go to the next question.

Speaker 4:

I don't even talk about my shit, no more.

Speaker 1:

We gonna go to the next question we do know you're aligned with fashion still so she tries no, I don't need to try nigga, cause it's in me, it's on me.

Speaker 4:

No, no, pause, nothing, nigga. It's, it's in me and sometimes it be in me, ain't no need to pause. Thank you very much to fucking tell me to pause. God damn it. I said what I said anyways, anyways. Anyways. Yes, I do still feel aligned with fashion to some degree. I not in the degree of which I wish I would have aligned with it, but I was being told by um adults whose dreams were limited, their damn selves that that wasn't a real career. So I didn't pursue it the way.

Speaker 4:

yeah, well, I know that now, but I didn't pursue it the way. Well, you know, when you're young and you're not being encouraged to to follow your dreams, sometimes you fall off. So I think that's why I'm big on cultivating the kids dreaming. Anything Hayden tells me he wants to do, I tell him he probably can, let's do it. So I just it just wasn't encouraged in the ways that I wish that it would have been, cause I'll probably be somewhere doing something fashion related right now because that you never told to start. I am too fucking old.

Speaker 4:

Well, I guess, not, I won't say that because I, to my understanding, vera Wang, did start doing her her wedding dresses until she was in her 40s and but they selling they're not that cute. You are correct, but they are, but they are, um, they selling like they cute. So I guess you know you are right. But yeah, fashion was definitely my major dream and it was just, you know, it wasn't cultivated the way that I wish that it would have been.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, if I had known mukbang was going to take off, I would have been recording myself a taco bell at 16 did you say mukbang? Chewing at two o'clock in the morning it's like I'm about to record this content, like what the fuck is he doing?

Speaker 4:

and then that shit is so weird to me that I can't with the. Well, no, not necessarily, because if there's a candy in the outside of it's crunchy and the inside of it is like soft, but and when they bite that damn candy I want to order it. So fucking bad, like. So it's working. So bad, like. I've already been told the candy doesn't taste good, so I'm not gonna order, but I want to order it. So.

Speaker 3:

So I guess, like yeah are you still taking niggas opinion?

Speaker 4:

I don't know no, I'm pretty sure that. What do you mean? I'm still taking niggas opinion that don't know what the fuck do you mean by that you just said your dream wasn't cultivated nigga, I don't dream of eating that candy so you want to bite it, bite it, have your own experience.

Speaker 4:

No, I don't want to be. I don't want my own experience with something that's gonna with sugary ass, rock solid hard ass candy with gooey shit in the inside. It's not that deep for me. Shut the fuck up paul's. Just read the next one. So what's an insecurity that you have that you believe that you can get over, and how do you intend on doing so?

Speaker 3:

and security that you believe you can get over.

Speaker 4:

I'm gonna go last okay, um, do you want to go first?

Speaker 2:

weight loss.

Speaker 3:

That's where I'm at you lost all the weight I have, but I need to lose more and you're and you like, I keep telling okay say it it's because you.

Speaker 2:

I'm not saying that. I told you that's your thing.

Speaker 4:

I'm not saying that shit yeah, please don't say that shit to me, because you know that that's not the case, but I'm saying that's his thing I'm tired of him saying that shit pause that's your answer.

Speaker 3:

I don't fucking know kevin, you want to answer?

Speaker 1:

I'm it's weird because it's weight loss, but I'm not like I'll let these titties hang out, but like I don't need no bra bitch. Let these titties swing, bitch I'd rather not have them out like others. You know what I mean. So, oh, that's my. I want to take my shirt off. There he is is Take it off. I do, I do, I'm not. I'm not a t-shirt. No, you guys don't want that. I got sweat under my nipples, so we don't want that.

Speaker 4:

Oh, ok, all right, all right.

Speaker 1:

Oh God.

Speaker 4:

That's my insecurity. Oh my God, yes, oh god, that's my insecurity. Oh my god, yes. Um, I think an insecurity I have is is allowing myself to find myself in another relationship where I'm not properly loved and staying there too fucking long. Damn it does. Now I gotta be serious. So yeah, I know my workouts, it's the truth it's the truth.

Speaker 3:

I wasn't gonna say weight loss because and staying there too fucking long, god damn it Des no I got to be serious.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, and I'm going to work out. It's the truth, it's the truth. I wasn't going to say weight loss because either way I'm a bad bitch, so I ain't worried about that. But I am worried about being in a relationship where I'm not properly loved and staying there too long, because what ends up happening in my case and I'm sure this happens for other women, but what ends up happening in my case is if that, if I discovered that that person is having an issue, then I start to stay even longer, cause then I feel bad for leaving somebody when they're down. So so then I'm here with you while you going through your shit, and no one is going through life with me. So I'm, I'm afraid of that. So the way I plan on overcoming that is just being more selective with who I choose to engage in in um, like any type of like commitment with, and um I'm, I'm.

Speaker 4:

I find myself wanting to ask more questions too than I asked in my previous commitments. I want to know more about you before we even try to be in that type of relationship. And I mean even down to like what, even necessarily the typical what is your love language? But what is your apology language, like, how do you need to apologize to somebody and are you, how do you overcome the shit that fucked you up? Because I need to know that you, even even if you're not completely overcome it, because you know I feel like healing isn't linear I still want to know that you are working on that, that you're addressing your shit, because I'm addressing my shit. Do you apologize? Right, and do you apologize is? Are you comfortable with saying when you're wrong, or do you take accountability? Uh, what does that look like for you? So it's, it's now become. I don't want to say it's an interview, but I do need to know a little bit more about your ass but it should be it's a lot deeper than you look good to me

Speaker 4:

oh, we have a good time sometimes, we're having fun, and this is fun. It's a lot deeper to me now. So I damn near want to pull it. Yeah, shit, damn near want to pull the clipboard out, because you have to ask people this shit, because people send you the representative they send you. Who the fuck they're sending on an interview they're gonna send to send them for a while? Yeah, definitely. So that's, that's my, that's my insecurity. I'm very nervous about that because I I take full responsibility that all of my previous relationships that have failed all in some way started with me not choosing the right partner for myself because of my own self-confidence. Nice, so that's.

Speaker 1:

That's my answer.

Speaker 4:

Good on you that's my answer, thank you I didn't answer.

Speaker 1:

My how I'm going to fix mine is I'm going to I actually set a goal instead of just trying to blindly do it. So okay, patino. Um, my goal is to fit my uniform by october this october, not that one. I'll say nigga that one because the other one's probably worse. It's smaller, damn, and it's tighter.

Speaker 4:

It doesn't have any breathing and then you don't wear it on the show in october.

Speaker 1:

No, no, absolutely not. I'm never gonna put that on like for display, like it's just going so you're gonna wear it at the house can we take a picture of you in?

Speaker 3:

it.

Speaker 2:

No, he's saying that's not happening I mean you might you might put it on and you might feel, like you, that nigga right now and then I get to the point where you you can put it on and like when you sneeze it doesn't rip this nigga here, boy, because I pictured it yeah, because I that's. That's the goal. I think you want to be able to put on something comfortable. You don't want to be like I got it on, but did you got it on, or is it like?

Speaker 1:

Who's going to help you take?

Speaker 4:

it off.

Speaker 3:

You want to be over like Drewski yeah.

Speaker 4:

I love Drewski he's funny.

Speaker 1:

Yes, he is Drewski, if you see this.

Speaker 4:

I love you.

Speaker 1:

Come on the show. Hey my nigga, if don't drive with a suspended license on me like it's that easy he's funny to me I saw that and they were like what's your insurance? He's like oh shit, I'm like you don't know your own insurance.

Speaker 4:

Nigga, you are grown right, yeah, your turn, dang.

Speaker 3:

You said you wouldn't go less uh, I wasn't gonna answer um you thought mcfly. Yeah, I was uh. Honestly, it's similar to mcfly, like um, like I've lost the weight, but I felt like I've lost, like I've gotten smaller in areas where that, like my legs and stuff, but I didn't want them to be that small, so now I miss the weight so you can sculpt it.

Speaker 3:

The fullness of my legs and I felt like I'm carrying weight in areas where I really wanted to lose the weight. I'm not a B cup, I'm like an A cup now, but I don't want the A cup at all.

Speaker 2:

You want it flat. Yeah, you want a perk.

Speaker 3:

I'm a little perk, yeah, you know what I'm saying, but it's like, it's that, it's like, um, so like.

Speaker 4:

My insecurity is, the more weight I lose, the more body dysmorphia I'm starting to develop wow, okay, that's, that's really honest and and thank you for even sharing that, and I don't you look great though you look, thank you, you know what it's like.

Speaker 2:

The guy told me the tony, like that shit, like it's funny when you talk to like the weight, the, the, the muscle bound dudes or people that are into it. They tell you things and you're like, well, damn, like thank you should have let me know this kind of like as I was going, because they, you, you lose the weight and they, if you lose it too drastically, you don't realize what counters that. Because your body has to, your skin has to adjust to what you're losing.

Speaker 3:

I mean I've been. I've been lucky enough that I don't really have any like loose skin. Um, so like cause, like even with what I lost, I'm technically. I've never really lost more than like 10 in a month. So I've been like cause, like they say, you shouldn't lose more than 10. I've been on that shit at some point where I was losing 4 a month. So I never really like got to that point. But it is like, and like the second part. I mean the only thing I can do is just keep losing, keep getting so that's the only thing I can do, and I have to.

Speaker 3:

I have to tell myself that it is a process for me to, yeah, and then like you, but I do hold on real quick. I am getting the top ab. You seen it? I seen it, okay, and my wife took a picture. I said hold on, the cutoff is coming, okay, and you, I still got the the bottom still gonna hang, that's alright, that's alright, wait, wait wait, what the fuck you mean?

Speaker 1:

the cutoff is coming like the Ezekiel Elliot yeah, nigga.

Speaker 3:

To Ezekiel Elliott. Yeah, nigga, he's going to be outside. I'm going to show this. I'm going to show this app, nigga.

Speaker 1:

Nigga, you better not come outside in no half-cut halter top.

Speaker 4:

Do it, do it. This nigga's going to be out here.

Speaker 2:

Do it Cropped up in the wintertime showing off my flat-ass baby.

Speaker 3:

They're just going to say the Heavyweight Podcast.

Speaker 2:

Go all the way.

Speaker 3:

Look here my wife is trying to get me to buy five inch dancing shorts.

Speaker 1:

Look here If you're going to do it, do it, I'm not going to have my dick fall out in the gym.

Speaker 3:

That's just not comfortable.

Speaker 2:

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be the first.

Speaker 3:

I'm not doing that. No, I bought some sevens and that's pushing it. You ain't got no boxer briefs yeah, but still like it, ain't comfortable with the cup they cuffed.

Speaker 1:

I was like then what the fuck? I was like what kind of drawers you wearing to the gym you just you feel exposed.

Speaker 3:

Nigga it just, it ain't comfortable yeah, at your gym.

Speaker 1:

It sound like you got some in my room.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I gotta be careful, yeah, because they out there.

Speaker 2:

I mean, if they're six foot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

That nigga sound like he doing the bending.

Speaker 1:

No, this nigga NFL player Like I got to shoot him.

Speaker 4:

I'm tired of you. Sorry, I am just I'll be. Oh my God, oh boy. It's a quick lift when I say it went to the left.

Speaker 2:

So Beyonce.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, everything in a box.

Speaker 4:

Just read the question. I'm going to read the question. I don't understand it. So, kevin, you're going to have to elaborate. It says tell me a time that you got confused for another black person, and how did you handle it?

Speaker 1:

Oh you know what I mean when another nigga think it's somebody else.

Speaker 2:

They thought for a long time they thought me and this nigga were the same person.

Speaker 3:

Which is die-bomb To your face.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Like hey, so I'm not. Hey, nigga, that's not me. I've had that happen at my current job and there's five black people and I tell you something.

Speaker 3:

So you do realize that he's like a half foot taller than me and he has hair.

Speaker 2:

How are you missing? I kept the times. I was called Maurice. I was like what the fuck?

Speaker 1:

I usually just kind of tell them immediately so they feel like so you know, I thought it's like nah, dog, I'm six foot two, that other nigga's five, four. Do you correct them or you just let them every time? Yeah, yeah, every time every time oh no, I've seen it where some niggas just eat it. Hey, kevin, you're like that's, that's me no, I'm only ever confused for dominique.

Speaker 4:

Oh, my best friend. Yeah, that's it. They didn't stop doing that. Don't play my girl down like that.

Speaker 3:

Don't play her.

Speaker 1:

That's a little easier, you'll be okay, let me tell you something real quick.

Speaker 4:

You'll be thinking you'll be jabbing me and make a little joke. My sister will eat your ass up about. My sister will eat your ass up about jabbing on me.

Speaker 3:

Okay that's fine, she's supposed to. She's supposed to.

Speaker 4:

She don't even let my mama talk to me like that.

Speaker 3:

That's fine, I'm on her side.

Speaker 4:

Listen, I'm on her side, listen. But yeah, it's usually the elderly people in my family, so I just disrespectful.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, don't say it. No, no, no, correct ass every time they ain't blind.

Speaker 4:

No, my granny know who you are with your eye, with your eyes closed, she, she can hear your voice and tell who it is. But all the other elderly people, they, and then don't help that my word, my name, started with a d. My mama name started with a d. My sister name, sir. So they, they confused as fuck by their names.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was like this sound like one of them, situations where it's like God damn it. You know which one I'm talking about.

Speaker 4:

But there's been times in my stepdad's family where they'd be like remember. I met you and they didn't. Oh Ace, oh Ace, yeah Get over here. There's been times in my stepdad's family where they'd be like, remember I met you and they didn't meet me. They met Domin. Most of the time I just be like yeah, I remember. I hate that you were right, because when I already told you no and then you be like, yes, you did, and then second, yes, you did, I don't feel like fucking arguing no more. So yeah, I remember.

Speaker 3:

But every time they say, do you remember the day? Always pointing back to a time when you was like six.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, exactly Like what the fuck.

Speaker 3:

and they both named Sergeant Z, but they call him the boy and the girl. They used to call them right, but they had to stop because my nephew was calling his sister the girl, the girl, the girl.

Speaker 2:

That's like the Bill Cosby joke.

Speaker 1:

I hate that Bill Cosby wrote that joke. Such a good joke. The Jesus Christ oh but don't say it. Yeah, you don't want to highlight that, nigga.

Speaker 4:

I'm not going to play with you. Oh, my God. Okay, what is something that you have done or said in your life that'll get your black card revoked?

Speaker 1:

I've said it on this podcast and I think I had it revoked by a white person for this.

Speaker 4:

Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 1:

And they weren't wrong. No, it's the the, the biggie, small shit. When I thought um, big papa was saying david copper, so why would you? Uh they, uh, they said what'd you say? I was like, yeah, I mean, they, I think they tried to take my black card and I was like I don't know if that's allowed, but you might be right, you might be right. That's what I thought. I don't know why.

Speaker 2:

I love it when you call me.

Speaker 3:

David Copper, don't ever repeat that nigga. I don't know about your answer. I think the only thing you do, all the nigga shit, the only thing I can say, because I don't know about your answer. I think the only thing we know you do, you do all the nigga shit. Yeah, you know, like the only thing I can say, because I don't eat, I don't eat okra, I don't eat okra.

Speaker 1:

I got a list. That's a pass, though.

Speaker 3:

A lot of people don't eat okra but I don't eat okra because I was forced to eat it as a kid a lot.

Speaker 2:

I just feel like if you look from the, the revoking, to the most nigga shit you can say at the same time, it's amazing. I just feel like if you eat okra.

Speaker 3:

I feel like if you eat okra, you swallow.

Speaker 4:

So well, man, why you gotta take it to that I should be able to eat okra. Damn, I'm not like slurping the okra, I'm just eating it.

Speaker 1:

Who?

Speaker 4:

you ever seen and that didn't get no pause god damn.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you're right, it should have paused does it sound like that when you put these up on us?

Speaker 1:

not sometimes. When you do it right, that's when you do it right.

Speaker 4:

I wonder, when the fans watch this and and I'm just sitting here like do they want to help me? Do y'all want to save me?

Speaker 3:

no we don't Jesus. Mcfly you ever time you get black card taken no you ain't never done. No white shit you never had no churches okra. No, hey man, my dad did all the time.

Speaker 1:

No, you ain't never done no worship. You ain't never had no churches okra no, hey man.

Speaker 2:

My dad did all the time. Why?

Speaker 1:

is that Old niggas love okra yeah?

Speaker 2:

He used to eat okra all the time for churches.

Speaker 3:

My mom would go to churches at two in the morning, yeah, and I could tell you there was specific churches. I found churches out here.

Speaker 1:

University yeah.

Speaker 2:

In Idaho university. Yeah, and I don't know how. Yeah, it's still there. Kfc didn't even last.

Speaker 3:

Right, the motherfucking church is still there yeah, that's like when I used to watch my grandma eat buttermilk and um cornbread wherever he ain't like you making mush, like you eat mush. Yeah, break out the liver, liver, work from hog egg cheese.

Speaker 2:

My childhood was too traumatizing for anyone to take my black eye. I can say the whitest shit in the world and I was like nigga, you still can't take my black heart you see that childhood system of a down concert or nothing no, but if I did go to one nigga, still not touching my black heart, because I that shit I mean I'm a nigga through and through, but but I'm like. Take a try.

Speaker 1:

There's certain things where you're like hey, nigga, that wasn't too.

Speaker 2:

You're going to mistake me for Matt Vega.

Speaker 1:

That wasn't too niggardly.

Speaker 2:

I was like what, I was like that shit.

Speaker 1:

Skydiving.

Speaker 4:

Yes, I don't do none of the nigga shit. I don't know how to play spades. I don't know how to play Spades. I don't know how to play Domino's. I don't know how to play no card games, not even Uno. I don't like both soul food.

Speaker 3:

You can't play Uno when you— how can you not play Uno? Match colors.

Speaker 4:

I'm not fixing to play Uno. I don't like— you don't like Uno. I don't like a good amount of soul food. I eat some of it, but I'm not. I'm damn sure I put no fucking buttermilk in, no goddamn cornbread. I'm not fucking doing that. I'm not. Finna eat um, I don't. I don't like a lot of it, and so there's that and is this a specific saying food can get your black heart taken.

Speaker 2:

I mean, I would guess, I would guess, you know, I would guess so culturally speaking, I like a lot of white music.

Speaker 4:

Whole bunch of it, okay, whole bunch of it. Um, go to a maroon five concert, probably before I'd go to a chris brown concert. Y'all know I want to see chris but, I love maroon. Five like I that's because adam knew nigga shit. Love maroon. They songs are just popping like I love them in the street and in the streets.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he does a lot of nigga shit I love him he got, yeah, he probably he is probably stronger than mine, so I don't know my.

Speaker 4:

My siblings tell me I'm whitewashed, so you got a not dominique, though she don't talk to me like that, because that's because she loves me I got a beige. Not that the other ones don't they do, but they'd be picking on me, my especially my youngest brother. He tells me I'm white all the time, so that's because that's what brother's supposed to do. He do extreme nigga shit, so that that's probably why he probably out nigga everybody.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you probably love him. He out nigga everybody. Are you still consistently trying to watch the Boondocks, or have you stopped?

Speaker 4:

I haven't had an opportunity, but I am still going to watch the entire, like everything that's on HBO Max.

Speaker 2:

What'd you think of what you've seen so far?

Speaker 4:

I actually liked it and I actually I'm glad you brought that up because I actually regret not giving it a chance first of all, that's the part.

Speaker 3:

First of all. Have you got to the the nigga moment episode?

Speaker 4:

no, and I and I. There's another one that they were somebody suggested. I watched and I had something to do with a rapper and I can't remember what it was delicious, yes, something. I was gonna say, something gangsta licious or something that I was that it was suggested that I watched that one too so I plan on watching it, but um, that's your episode that's the best one.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's what. That's what I was told. That's like literally what I was told. If you don't watch nothing else, watch the gangsta delicious one. So I intend on doing that. Once I get through it all, I will let you know. But, um, I still. I still didn't watch the joe, but no, I'm working on it. Um, I'm working. My, I don't Joe Biden. I'm working on it. I don't like him, so I'm working myself up to it.

Speaker 1:

It's about the content.

Speaker 4:

I know, but I just don't like a lot of shit. No one likes shit. I don't like roots. I'm not watching none of that shit Because as much as I really, as much as I like, really do, like, want to always talk about, like black cultural things, I'll get to watching that shit and be mad at all the white people for the rest of the month.

Speaker 2:

So I don't know, you didn't feel that way about after centers.

Speaker 4:

No, I didn't no, because you know what no.

Speaker 3:

I don't know how I felt after I watched Sinners.

Speaker 4:

I didn't feel like anything towards anybody, though Anything towards any white people or anything like that after watching Sinners Look at our fucking administration, so I just Nothing's worse than that right now.

Speaker 3:

There's certain stuff I'm going to watch, because if I watch Mississippi right now, I'm slapping the first white person I see.

Speaker 4:

Period.

Speaker 2:

So there's certain things I just I kind of feel like you do it anyway.

Speaker 4:

I just can't, I just can't watch.

Speaker 3:

I mean not if it's Amanda.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going to hit you no.

Speaker 4:

You're jail if you just go start slapping white people. Yeah, you're going to under the jail. They're going to put you under the jail. It's a lot of things I don't do that I guess are culturally appropriate, okay.

Speaker 3:

What's the next question?

Speaker 4:

We are almost to the end, y'all.

Speaker 3:

Yay.

Speaker 4:

What's the worst job you ever had and how long did it last?

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Two weeks, two weeks.

Speaker 2:

Two months, and where Bakers that's you better than me, that's.

Speaker 1:

Moe likes to say you better than me. I think the worst job I had. I don't even know the company. It was a temp agency. Niggas had me in a warehouse, was it bad? Yeah, summer, and I was a custodian.

Speaker 3:

It's a temp agency.

Speaker 2:

Niggas had me in like a warehouse Like oh, it was bad, yeah, oh, summer, and I was a custodian too, hot, hot. So Baker's was worse than custodian.

Speaker 1:

I left that day at lunch. Never came back First day.

Speaker 2:

I saw a dude do that at UPS. My uncle got said hey, I'll be right. Right. He went on break and never came back. They're like where is so-and-so at?

Speaker 1:

went on break, never came back. Kmart, that's nasty I worked at a kmart too I quit a job with me and my dad me and my dad quit together like at orientation. That's bonding like we were sitting there and he's like man, I ain't doing this shit, I quit a job with me and my dad, me and my dad quit together At orientation. That's bonding. We were sitting there and he was like man, I ain't doing this shit. And I was like well, I mean, we came together, I'm getting out of here.

Speaker 2:

I always have smoke. With Kmart, I bought some shoes online and they gave me a size 12 and a size 9 oh, that's hilarious.

Speaker 4:

You couldn't just see that the hell happening out where else?

Speaker 1:

oh, that's crazy how long did you last?

Speaker 3:

I think I worked like 3 months. I hated it and I worked at Robbins and May and I prefer that over Kmart why is that?

Speaker 1:

was Robinson May bad?

Speaker 3:

no, it was chill I wasn't doing shit and then when I left I was supposed to be seasoned. When I left I was like, oh, we're gonna, we're gonna promote you. I said I'm out.

Speaker 2:

I got a job at UPS that's the reason why I left the custodian job. I wasn't doing shit and I was like I'm out. I got a job at UPS. That's the reason why I left the custodian job. I wasn't doing shit and I was like they're going to fire me soon. I need to go ahead and walk away. They're going to catch you.

Speaker 3:

I was folding like 10 shirts a shift. Oh hell Damn.

Speaker 2:

I was bad.

Speaker 3:

I want people to come ask me questions. I just start talking to them, walking around, like, yeah, maybe this, maybe this, Like that's not even part of my job. Man, I'm helping you shop I, just so I don't have to go fold shit Like I'm lying to you. Yeah, I look good. Yeah, sure, Like I'm I.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yes, I'm trying to think, because I've had jobs where, like, bad things happen on the job but it just wasn't like an overall, a bad job, I guess, maybe, maybe Target, damn, you still got your vest.

Speaker 1:

Huh, oh, you trying to steal that, herge.

Speaker 4:

You said what Still got your vest? No, we didn't have no vest. We wore a red shirt and 10 pants. We didn't have no vest. We wore a red shirt and a tan pants. And the only reason why I say Target is because I cut my finger in a meat slicer in there and that was like horrible. But I then I sued and then I, it wasn't even that bad to me, number one. So I got my check. That's some nigga shit. Baby, I'll sue you.

Speaker 2:

If you ask what the fuck I will do which target was this the one on Nathan damn ain't gonna get no ain't gonna get no meat, then that was the first thought in my mind too. Ain't this a?

Speaker 4:

I'm not even gonna lie to you. Well, the meat slicer that I charged, that I cut my finger on, it's not there, no more. They took it out with hazmat and I think, from what I was told, they have like a whole training on how not to cut your fucking fingers off in the meat slicer because of you because of me, but I definitely could.

Speaker 4:

I mean, I think the whole experience was the problem. First of all, I cut my finger to meat slicer because I worked in bakery. But I told they asked I didn't know how to work that damn meat slicer and they told me I wouldn't be the team player if I didn't clean that damn slicer. I was cleaning the slicer, the bitch cut on.

Speaker 1:

Oh wow.

Speaker 4:

So it cut me. I didn't even know I was cut until I started fucking bleeding every damn where. Then the ambulance came. It took them forever to bring their ass out the damn ambulance. My mama sorry mom, my mama was in her bedtime clothes so she got a little muumuu on no fucking bra running through Target, titties swinging every goddamn where. So when I came to work, all anybody remember was my mama's titties was swinging every goddamn where. The man comes out from the damn fucking fire department, he finer than a motherfucker. I'm trying to have somebody show him my goddamn picture of what I look like when I'm not hysterically fucking crying because he's fine as shit. Then they had to put stitches on my finger. I had to go work in the back. It was just ridiculous. Then they had to put stitches on my finger. I had to go work in the back. It was just ridiculous. Then they got me working back here, the nigga. They got me working back here, he big time stealing. So they watching me and him I.

Speaker 2:

It was the whole experience you should do a whole tiktok.

Speaker 4:

I need to he's stealing. Now he's stealing, and let me tell you something his stealing was like superb he having his mom you should stop, you should stop let's get your limitations he

Speaker 3:

already you know what I'm saying like, no, like I'm in, like, like a big plot. If this was a TikTok, I'm in.

Speaker 4:

I'm in cause.

Speaker 1:

I'm like I'm invested, put that shit on TikTok okay. I'm trying to hear how he stole cause.

Speaker 4:

I wanna steal the rest TikTok soon. But yeah, definitely it was great. That's my answer.

Speaker 1:

That's funny, that's good. Yeah, that would make me not want to slice my finger off. Yeah.

Speaker 4:

I'm cool, I don't want to slice my finger. I hope we never got no lunch meeting.

Speaker 3:

Did I say what?

Speaker 4:

Yeah, you said Kmart, did I say why, though? No, you didn't say why oh them, niggas lied to me. What.

Speaker 2:

They lied to me too.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm supposed to get two 12s. Oh, they said that all I would be doing is stalking, and I did everything but stalk.

Speaker 4:

Oh, so fuck that.

Speaker 3:

I didn't want to deal with people.

Speaker 4:

Oh no.

Speaker 3:

No, Motherfuckers put me in. I was a cashier and had me about soil and at this time. I didn't have the house. I didn't know. Yeah, that's good, I used it all the time. I'm just lying to niggas yeah, hey, fuck it they come back.

Speaker 2:

Hey, that one guy that got me to buy this shit. Where is he at he?

Speaker 3:

quit. And when I quit I I caught off for two weeks and I said, yeah, I ain't come back yeah, I quit I.

Speaker 1:

I caught off for two weeks and I said yeah, I ain't come back.

Speaker 4:

Yeah yeah, I quit. I got good quiz stories too, because yeah oh yeah, I just remember.

Speaker 3:

I remember, okay, remember, remember, and I used to, when you got your grants, uh, for college, how, like he had any overage, they would give you the money. So I remember, like it was yesterday, I got it. I remember they had pissed me off because I was like I didn't have to go and garden again. The next day I got a check in the mail for a grant. I said, oh nigga, I'm not going to work, that's it I got. I got that. I never went back.

Speaker 4:

So shout out to the my check for the lawsuit. I quit on walkie-talkie and Target Candace, my check done, hit. I'm going to have my mama come back up here and bring me to get to come with you after work. Nigga, I quit. I wouldn't have quit though. I quit on walkie-. Well, I had to quit anyway, because part of the stipulations was I wasn't going to be working there, no way. So I quit. No, fire me. I want that unemployment. You're not going to fire me no my last job.

Speaker 4:

I didn't need it and I was moving out of state anyway.

Speaker 1:

I didn't give him no two weeks.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, I didn't need it I didn't need it.

Speaker 1:

What's the next one? I just left.

Speaker 2:

Just left. I just I called that day and I said yeah, I'm not coming back.

Speaker 4:

She was like today forever I quit, I quit. No, they fired me out of Walmart. When they fired me out of Walmart, I was sitting in the back on the chirp with my mama talking shit. So you hear, and the bitch done fired me. And it's the same bitch who nigga be stealing the TV off the back of my mama. And what you say to the bitch next it's ridiculous, it was on chirp. Wow. And what you say to the bitch next, it's ridiculous, it was on chirp so we got time for one more one more.

Speaker 4:

We got one more where you, at getting fired, bitch um. The next one is uh, what's your guilty pleasure or habit? And um, oh, that you have. And then do you have any intention on breaking it?

Speaker 3:

no, I can't I can't answer this question um never. Why not mcfly?

Speaker 2:

at a time I was ambidextrous, but I'm not, no more so I don't know, you just got it, just got it.

Speaker 3:

I don't know if y'all listening right now. Turn your YouTube on. Look at Dez's face. I just I can't answer the question. Kev go ahead. I don't wanna go home.

Speaker 1:

I'm trying to think of something I'm willing to divulge, cause niggas look at me like I'm out of my mind already um these niggas?

Speaker 4:

it's my no, just kidding. Um what are you?

Speaker 3:

I can't answer mine because I'm not gonna stop all right, a guilty pleasure that I intend on.

Speaker 1:

Ah, I don't want to admit this speak your, living your truth. It's my truth, though it's one of those where you're like nigga.

Speaker 3:

That's weird nigga living your truth that's weird.

Speaker 1:

What's a weird thing?

Speaker 4:

I'm willing to it's show questions.

Speaker 1:

I know, but it's like I thought about this for a while. I don't, yeah, and I'm like that shit is one thing I could think of, but I'm like, nah, I don't want y'all to come talking to me living your truth. Don't come talk to me. It's like a weird obsession.

Speaker 4:

We're not for the judge you, you are. I am 100%.

Speaker 1:

With little people. Nah, that's 100%.

Speaker 2:

But is it little? Anyway, it has to do with toes.

Speaker 4:

Oh, my God Okay.

Speaker 1:

Are they?

Speaker 2:

manicured. Do you smell them?

Speaker 1:

Something like that you suck them this nigga sucking toes. That's fine.

Speaker 3:

You put hot sauce on them.

Speaker 2:

Do you put your fingers through them and smell it?

Speaker 1:

I like to do my little toe jam thing.

Speaker 2:

Nigga you eating your toe jam.

Speaker 1:

I don't eat it, I go at the end of the day and then I get in the shower, go ahead. Ooh, that's funky, and then I shower.

Speaker 3:

Go ahead, wrap this shit up, all right, you said you wasn't going to judge me.

Speaker 1:

I'm not and I want to break it.

Speaker 4:

I don't know how. 198 of the Heavyweight Podcast. We thank you for listening. Make sure that you like, subscribe, share. Am I the only?

Speaker 2:

one who answered that he just told you everything in totality.

Speaker 4:

Ain't nobody else answering the questions? Totality, he answered enough for everybody. Y'all have a good week. Thank you for coming.

Speaker 3:

Until next time, y'all Peace.

Speaker 1:

That's a wrap time, y'all. Peace, that's a wrap, y'all. That's how she wrote, so make sure to click like subscribe, tune in we on the Austrian platform. So until next time we'll have to ask you.

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